A weasel with a name such as Will who treks down to Tommo's Mission for a can of baked beans and a blowjob off of a homeless, toothless woman
by Tommo's Mission October 21, 2016
Whilst having anal sex in a homeless shelter, the anal giver removes the penis and rubs any debris on a piece of bread. The couple simultaneously eat the sandwich saying "Bernie" in an extended high pitched voice
Person 1: "Have you been charitable this christmas?"
Person 2: " Yes, just yesterday i gave out a Bernie Butty"
Person 2: " Yes, just yesterday i gave out a Bernie Butty"
by Tommo's Mission October 21, 2016
A Mr Smith is a frisky man who sneaks into the bathroom with a pen camera as a young female showers and proceeds to get some juicy shots for later use. A Mr Smith usually tries running to Wales once found out.
Person 1: " Did you hear about Michael with the pen camera"
Person : "Yeah, i think he is a Mr Smith"
Person : "Yeah, i think he is a Mr Smith"
by Tommo's Mission October 21, 2016
A has-been decent headmaster who's way to far up his own asshole to see the basic light of day. Makes out like he is a firm believer in God although we all know he likes a bit of child pornography.
Person 1: "Did you hear about that dirty old headmaster"
Person2: " Yeah he was definitely a Mr Duggan"
Synonyms: Cunt, Washed-Up, Richard (Dick)
Person2: " Yeah he was definitely a Mr Duggan"
Synonyms: Cunt, Washed-Up, Richard (Dick)
by Tommo's Mission January 30, 2018