fuckland

A fictional place of the imagination.

If that guy thinks he's going to get that engine out on his own he's living in pure fuckland!

by Tom_NZ April 12, 2007

arch-wanker

To reach heights well above the ordinary wanker. In analogy to arch-bishop.A British word.

Steve was an arch-wanker by anybodies standards.

by Tom_NZ March 27, 2007

tap the curtain

Out on the pull - looking for women. The origin of this expression comes from the fact that a woman has beef curtains. ie a vagina.

Berty Wooster:
I'm away out to tap the curtain tonight Jeeves, don't wait up.

by Tom_NZ March 31, 2007

shit marack

An old 1950s (or earlier) North East Scottish word meaning drunk to the point of being nearly unconscious. A more modern word would be 'steaming.

Larry wis bad last night - shit marack.

by Tom_NZ March 27, 2007

snirking

To sniff little girls bicycle seats.Used in Liverpool in the 1970s.

Joe spent his evenings snirking.

by Tom_NZ March 27, 2007