next to fuck all

A Scottish expression or UK stating that a measurement is close to that of the desired.

One carpenter to another: Well there's next to fuck all difference between the length of these two.

by Tom_NZ April 21, 2007

shit marack

An old 1950s (or earlier) North East Scottish word meaning drunk to the point of being nearly unconscious. A more modern word would be 'steaming.

Larry wis bad last night - shit marack.

by Tom_NZ April 05, 2007

arch-wanker

To reach heights well above the ordinary wanker. In analogy to arch-bishop.A British word.

Steve was an arch-wanker by anybodies standards.

by Tom_NZ April 05, 2007

tap the curtain

Out on the pull - looking for women. The origin of this expression comes from the fact that a woman has beef curtains. ie a vagina.

Berty Wooster:
I'm away out to tap the curtain tonight Jeeves, don't wait up.

by Tom_NZ April 05, 2007

fanny magnet

A sports car that attracts young ladies.

That car of yours is a real fanny magnet!

by Tom_NZ April 05, 2007