Definitions by Tom has no names left

germany 

a good place to visit;

Those Germans were nice when I visited Europe. Unlike those fuckin Parisians who stuck me with a huge bill when I was pissed on by my drunk-ass-sleep-walking friend who decided to drink a shit-load of heinikens instead of seeing the Eiffel tower and, he decided to pass out before going pee and ended up peeing on me at 2 in the morning and I ended up taking a thirty minute shower and thsoe fuckin Parisian decided NOT to put a shower curtain in our room and I got it all wet and the water leaked downstairs and those fuckers decid that I need to pay for the wet tiles event though the fuck-faces knew for a long time that the floor leaked. I hate Paris. But Germany I liked. They are nice in Germany.

germany by Tom has no names left November 9, 2008

uhn tiss

Porno music; the sound typically assosciated w/ porno or to porno soundtracks

Tom: Uhn tiss, uhn tiss, uhn tis...

Amy: STOP MAKING THAT PORNO SOUND!!!

uhn tiss by Tom has no names left November 8, 2008

o shit 

term used when a person comes to accept that he/she is thoughrly screwed

Kid 1: Dude, you just knocked up Mike Tyson's daughter!

Kid 2: O Shit..... that sucks.

o shit by Tom has no names left November 8, 2008