Definitions by Tom Smith

callow

frightened and weak-willed

"Wow she calls you callow in this..."

callow by Tom Smith June 21, 2006

chuck the duce 

waving the peace sign at a person

they chuck the duce at peopel and we chuck it right back

chuck the duce by tom smith June 17, 2006

harry hill 

A REALLY unfunny 'comedian' whose jokes are all scripted and badly delivered.
He also has a really annoyin squint and has his head up his own arse.

That Harry Hill's TV Burp is on, you wanna watch it.
Nah, cos its shite!

harry hill by tom smith May 13, 2005

Polinating the Flower 

When a guy cums all over a girls pursed lips.

Right before I came, she pursed her lips, so I could polinate the flower!

Polinating the Flower by Tom Smith April 18, 2004

squishie 

My nickname @ NCC

Hi! My name is Squishie

squishie by Tom Smith October 7, 2003

bum pals

2 sconners who are gay together

wayne vincent
liam yorke

bum pals by tom smith April 4, 2003