Definitions by Tom Monaghan

Squeezing Maltesers 

When you are busting for a pooh.

(Maltesers being small round nuggets of chocolate).

Very much similar to Nibbling chocolate.

Oi Dave, where's the bog? I'm squeezing Maltesers..

Squeezing Maltesers by Tom Monaghan July 2, 2011

Nibbling Chocolate 

When you desparately need a shit.

Similar to Squeezing Maltesers

Tina, I cant walk any further. I'm nibbling chocolate..

Nibbling Chocolate by Tom Monaghan July 2, 2011

Spastiche 

Spastiche, or 'stiche', is a mixture of any available alcoholic substances usually created in the early hours of the morning. The more types of alcohol used, the higher the grade of stiche.

"Last night we made a six way Spastiche. It was amazing.."

Spastiche by Tom Monaghan March 13, 2008