9 definitions by Tom K.
the aftermath of bringing a fart up to the gate, and finding out that it indeed was something else.
the presence of spongebob usually requires a safety wipe or sometimes, a new pair of underpants
the presence of spongebob usually requires a safety wipe or sometimes, a new pair of underpants
guy 1: Man, that one sounded juicy!
guy 2: Yeah. I'd better go to the bathroom. I think I have a little spongebob hangin'
guy 2: Yeah. I'd better go to the bathroom. I think I have a little spongebob hangin'
by Tom K. February 4, 2005
A Proclamation to a girl with an awesome ghetto booty
(this sounds stupid until put into context- try it, and you will agree)
(this sounds stupid until put into context- try it, and you will agree)
by Tom K. February 7, 2005
A car rinse resulting from a rainfall.
This usually requires said car owner to be lazy, cheap, or both.
This usually requires said car owner to be lazy, cheap, or both.
by Tom K. February 7, 2005
a penis so small that when it is in flacid state, it can not be seen by the naked eye
(similar to the innie and outie of belly-buttons)
(similar to the innie and outie of belly-buttons)
guy 1: I hate my small dick, man
guy 2: how small?
guy 1: 3 inches
guy 2: Thats nothing! When I get out of the pool, mine's an innie!
guy 2: how small?
guy 1: 3 inches
guy 2: Thats nothing! When I get out of the pool, mine's an innie!
by Tom K. February 4, 2005
by Tom K. February 4, 2005
7 cocks; 2 in the hut, 1 in the butt, 2 in the mouth and one in each ear or other extraeneous orifice of your choice
by Tom K. February 2, 2005
The act of tying down a girl's arms and legs, wherein she believes that she will be pleasured. As soon as she is completely immobile, you grab her titties, twist 'em as hard as you can and RUN!
(usually used as a retaliation measure)
(usually used as a retaliation measure)
Man, I found out that bitch was cheating on me, and she never said a word! To get back at her, i tied her down one and socket-wrenched the hell out of her!
by Tom K. February 4, 2005