A curfew regulated by a person in order to force him or herself home early when that person reaches an age that is too old to binge-drink all night in weekdays.
Carine: "I will leave before 11pm, I set myself a curfew."
TJ: "That is a selfew, haha."
Carine: "Wow, you are the first human ever use this word. If Buzzfeed or whatever are to use this word they should reference you."
TJ: "I know right?"
TJ: "That is a selfew, haha."
Carine: "Wow, you are the first human ever use this word. If Buzzfeed or whatever are to use this word they should reference you."
TJ: "I know right?"
by Tom Joseph November 18, 2016
A self-applied curfew to go home early when one reaches an age that is too old to binge drink in weekdays.
Carine: "I will leave at 11PM, I gave myself a curfew"
TJ: "So that's a selfew"
Carine: "Wow you are the first ever human using this word, if Buzzfeed or whatever quote it they should reference you"
TJ: "I know right"
TJ: "So that's a selfew"
Carine: "Wow you are the first ever human using this word, if Buzzfeed or whatever quote it they should reference you"
TJ: "I know right"
by Tom Joseph November 23, 2016
"Taipei 101 looks amazing in the rain!"
"I know, I love the softing"
"Did you mean drizzling?"
"Softing"
"Copacetic"
"I know, I love the softing"
"Did you mean drizzling?"
"Softing"
"Copacetic"
by Tom Joseph February 04, 2015
When your plan is slightly squashed but not going terribly wrong.
(In America it's called 'cat-assed', but that doesn't make any sense as it has nothing to do with donkeys.)
(In America it's called 'cat-assed', but that doesn't make any sense as it has nothing to do with donkeys.)
by Tom Joseph July 12, 2016