Tom 's definitions
When two people are talking and a 'beg friend' joins in univitedly and a person would say "why are u a beg friend.
by tom December 1, 2003

by Tom March 17, 2003

by Tom June 19, 2006

1. To be in serious trouble.
2. A word describing something in a state of disrepair.
3. A word to describe a person who is heavily under the influence of alcohol and/or narcotic material, to an extent where it affects their behavioural patterns.
2. A word describing something in a state of disrepair.
3. A word to describe a person who is heavily under the influence of alcohol and/or narcotic material, to an extent where it affects their behavioural patterns.
1. "When my parents found out I killed their parrot, I'm screwed!"
2. "Wow, someone screwed that car up pretty bad!"
3. "Wow, that guy is screwed!"
2. "Wow, someone screwed that car up pretty bad!"
3. "Wow, that guy is screwed!"
by Tom September 17, 2003

The mating call of dancing banana's.
by Tom November 30, 2003

The mother of your illegitimate child. Often the result of a short-term relationship or a one-night-stand, therefore she is not refered to as "ex-girlfriend."
by Tom August 17, 2003

Basically the same as swish. its a stupid word used by some teenagers in Britan. And thanks to MSN now most of our freinds that we have never met and that are rally 40 men with a a problem
by Tom June 19, 2005
