Tom 's definitions

Brown Bonnet

The act of defacating on the head of your partner...then proceding to give them a noogie.

Last night when my girlfriend was asleep, I really had to use the bathroom, but I instead gave her the Brown Bonnet.

by Tom January 9, 2005

Blaster

a reely nasty computer virus it wiil cause your computer to reboot every 30 secends and spread it self to other computers on the web

note it is all but gone now but it will be history bookss

blaster will infect a xp nt 200 or 2003

by tom November 23, 2003

gruad

the delestic spelling for guard.

the gruad of the train

by Tom September 6, 2003

labattz

labattz is bent,a bender,gay,homosexual,aids ridden,

hey labattz u stink of BO and u have caught aids from owlie.

by tom February 23, 2005

Clash City Rocker

a song by the 70's punk band The Clash. A Clash City Rocker Is A Basically A Rocker who is Obessed With The Clash

look at that clash city rocker hanging out over there

by Tom May 13, 2005

IHI

"I'd Hit It"

Meaning you would in fact have intercourse with the man/woman in question.

1: Check out this chick's rack!
2: damn! IHI.

by Tom December 31, 2003

haste

To move quickly. To hurry.

I must move with haste.

by Tom March 10, 2003