Tom 's definitions

Pull an office space

When a person quickly switches jobs, from a corporate environment to a construction-related job.

Chris pulled an office space when he became a contractor.

by Tom June 17, 2003

Cockass

It's the offspring of a Donkey and a rooster

Look at that baby Cockass

by Tom August 17, 2004

porn

The cure to a single person(s) depression

Oh thank you God for the porn on the internet

by tom September 19, 2004

Miller Place

This is the most ghetto town on the face of the earth. There are so many hardcore gangsters that you will cry when you try to walk through the streets of miller place. You can not walk through this town with out a huge GAT

Man millerplace is so ghetto we cant go through there with out bumpin into a huge gangster that would want to shoot us.

by Tom February 27, 2005

trouble

Misfortune, strife, problems, and a girl called Karyn. All that happens when Karyn is present.

1. The vector, Karyn, hosted a nasty cold virus and shared it with all her friends.
2. Although peril and menace follow close behind her, you can’t help but be fond of a Karyn.

by Tom September 14, 2004

times

The years we are living in.

A computer in most homes is a definate sign of the times.

by Tom October 15, 2003

microshaft

microsoft is also the evil empire micro$oft and microsloth

I am proud of microshaft they shaft there customers a little more each day and they are still in bussiness

by tom December 18, 2003