Tom's definitions

sokla

a very fine ass cambodian girl; that gives good head ;)

Damn Sokla you give good head.

by Tom July 3, 2003

Eggman

The one who has the master plan.

I am the Eggman, that's what I am, I am the Eggman, I've got the master plan...

by Tom November 27, 2003

Omif

Everyone's favorite newbie

Silly Omif, don't eat THAT!

by Tom November 28, 2003

Rezzen

Telling a lie to cover up another lie.

For years, I've been rezzen. I just wish their was a way to fix it.

by Tom October 10, 2004

Tom's Tour of Europe

A type of exaggeration used by a man when trying to persuade a lady-friend to sleep with him, probably in a one night stand. Usually the perpetrator will have maybe visited a couple of friends on the continent, getting so drunk at each place it really does matter where he went.

This summer I went on a Tour of Europe. Please sleep with me.

by tom October 7, 2004

GQ

smooth, sleek, suave, sexy, dressed nice, turn da ladies on jus by winkin... EXAMPLE: JAMES BOND.. sorta... u get da idea tho rite?

can b used as a noun or a verb..

mang.. u so damn GQ...

by tom July 20, 2004

up hill gardener

Someone who pushes shit against the force of gravity, other definitions include a trouser pilot,cock jock or bum raider.

If God wanted you to push poo uphill he would have given you a wheelbarrow!

by Tom February 27, 2004