Tom's definitions

lemenschwiler

a word for usage in calling someone a name

you fucking lemenschwiler you need to pass out

by tom August 21, 2003

flang

to go smoke marijuana

Hey Jeff, you want to go flang flang in your room. Hopefully you wont get kicked out of housing

by tom February 22, 2005

scap

to obtain possession of rapidly, as in by grabbing or snatching

Kristin decided to scap up the last of the pizza while Tom wasn't looking.

by Tom June 24, 2004

the mighty trin

Trinity College, Oxford.

The mighty trin will rise again.

by Tom December 19, 2004

Baltimore

I have lived in Baltimore all of my life. There is absolutely nothing good about this city. 50% of its residents are below the poverty line. These same people are uneducated to the extreme and proud of it. It is these people who claim to be "da best".

In fact there is no way that this city can compete with other functioning cities. There is no way that this city is going to survive the rise of Europe and the rise of Asia.
This is a dangerous city. If you walk from one end of this city to the other, you are guaranteed to get robbed, beaten, or killed. That is not a joke.
There are about 300 murders a year. The city will not get over its racial divisions. Unemployment is high. Drug addiction is a severe problem. The high African American population and the white response to them, sad to say, is one of the major causes of the city's decline.

Oh you're from Baltimore.
I went there last month and got my wallet stolen.

by TOM May 13, 2005

definectimy

when you open somebody up shit in them and sew them up again.

i shall procede in doing a definectimy

by tom November 26, 2003

Punt-Fucking

A post-intercourse act performed by the male, primarily characterized by a kick to the female vagina.

I was punt-fucking Jill last night and my foot got caught in her vagina.

by TOM November 17, 2004