Definitions by Todos Valen Verga

Vales Verga 

Translates to "you're worth dick". Meant as an insult to another individual. Originated in Latin America. It mostly means to be worthless; bogus; a dumbass, etc.

Scalzo: Hey man... I got my girlfriend pregnant.
Jesse: Vales verga!

Vales Verga by Todos Valen Verga January 5, 2012

Astronut 

A person who is nuts about astronomy.

Jesus: "Yes! I received my SkyQuest XX14g GoTo Truss Tube Dobsonian Telescope!"
Daniel: "Astronut!"

Astronut by Todos Valen Verga May 24, 2011