Vales Verga

Translates to "you're worth dick". Meant as an insult to another individual. Originated in Latin America. It mostly means to be worthless; bogus; a dumbass, etc.
Scalzo: Hey man... I got my girlfriend pregnant.
Jesse: Vales verga!
by Todos Valen Verga January 05, 2012
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Astronut

Jesus: "Yes! I received my SkyQuest XX14g GoTo Truss Tube Dobsonian Telescope!"
Daniel: "Astronut!"
by Todos Valen Verga May 24, 2011
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