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Definitions by Todd Paquin

Noun: A Trojan type computer virus. Usually spyware or malware related. Dangerous to operating systems and security. Delete or quarantine immediatley.
My antivirus sofware detected a zlob virus in my computer files, I deleted it right away.
zlob by Todd Paquin March 1, 2008

Clam Digger 

An occupation: Any person from Massachusetts, typically, that harvests clams at low tide in the clam laden inlets.
An article of clothing: Pants that are worn by those digging clams. They are cut off 6 inches below the knee and resemble "High Waters" but have no apparent cuff or taper.
1: It's low tide, let's take a ride by the inlet and see if the Clam Diggers are out.
2: Dude, why the fuck are you wearing Clam Diggers? We're goin to pick up the ladies, not the beach.
Clam Digger by Todd Paquin March 1, 2008
Norsk: The Lynx's foot, or foot of the Lynx. Was the name of a single island in the VesterĂ¥len region of Norway. It is now the name of the entire island chain. Lofoten wall is one of the most striking views of the area.
Lofoten Wall is incredible! A sheer cliff rising from the harbour to the sky.
Lofoten by Todd Paquin March 1, 2008

Jagged Ape 

Any member of a camping trip: Usually a male that takes part in ultra-redneck activities and remains drunk for the entire duration of the trip. These outings are generally short, 3 days at the most.
Did you see that fuckin Jagged Ape with the lawn tractor in the next camsite?
Ya, he was all shitfaced and drove it into the lake this morning.
Jagged Ape by Todd Paquin February 29, 2008