Definitions by Tjk

squarning

To roll a joint and smoke it

Hey tom are you squarning??

squarning by Tjk July 12, 2017

Houdini Shit 

The act of taking a shit, and not having to wipe due to the turd not leaving a mess on the outside of your asshole.

Dude, good thing my shit was a Houdini Shit, there wasnt any motherfuckin TP in the bathroom.

Houdini Shit by TJK October 5, 2004

Bouzouki 

A greek musical instrument

Ted shoved a bouzouki up Scott's ass after the insults would not stop.

Bouzouki by TJK September 18, 2003

pile driver 

When Jonica is bent over while her man straddles her from behind in the "squatting" position

pile driver by TJK September 10, 2003