Brown Noser

Someone who sucks up to their boss or teacher in order to recieve a promotion or better grades

Guy 1: Those four girls are kissing up to the teacher so bad!

Guy 2: I know, they are known as "The Brown Nosers"

by tittyfuck69 May 08, 2009

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Boston Cream

When a guy shoots out a load of cum when he is ejaculating or having sex in Boston

Also known as a doughnut.

(In a hotel room in Boston)
Man: Ohh baby i'm gonna cum!

Woman: Give me that Boston Cream!

by tittyfuck69 May 08, 2009

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A serial killer who kills their victim and cuts off their shlong (dick) to either pleasure themself or just for the fun of it.

Newspaper heading: Local boy killed, genitals cut off.

Boy: HAHA! This serial killer is a Shlong Burgler!

by tittyfuck69 April 22, 2009

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The ancient art of putting a dick so far up a womans ass that it pokes her fart bubbles and releases them!

Don't go too far up baby, or we'll have ourselves a bit of Brazillian Fart Porn!

by tittyfuck69 April 22, 2009

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A girl that plays with the guys cum in their hands.

Quit being a milk massous and lick your hands dry!

by tittyfuck69 April 22, 2009

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When you let a fart go, and it seems to follow you wherever you go.

by tittyfuck69 April 27, 2009

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When you are in the shower and you rub soap on your dick, the soap gets inside and stings the head of your dick.

OW! the head of my dick stings, I think I got the head of thorns!

by tittyfuck69 April 21, 2009

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