Tino's definitions

wanky cry

1) A masterbation which is performed under circumstances of extreme sadness, to such an extent that the masterbater cries.

2) A masterbation which is had because the masterbater is so sad that a wank is the only way to cheer him up.

1) Chaz's wank was so upsetting that it became a wanky cry, and brought tears to all three eyes.

2) So upset at having just been bummed by Cuddles, Dave Walker had a wanky cry to ease the pain.

by Tino January 29, 2006

chicken shit

Coward... Cowardly... Wimp... Wimpy

That punk won't fight because he's a little chicken shit

by Tino September 1, 2003

stuper

stuper is the best of the best, it's super times 10!

hey baby, your hair is looking mighty stuper today

by Tino June 11, 2004

poo-hole pluggin

taking it in the butt

so i met this girl on spring break and went poo-hole pluggin.

by Tino June 1, 2004

ya kappish

1) piss take jewish slang used by the ignorant as a vaguely offensive and anti semitic form of address and acknowledgement.

2) Expression of delight in relation to something jewish.

1) "Pagey, shalom"

"ya kapish"

2) "hey have you seen this wicked new skull cap?"

"Ya Kapish!"

by Tino November 26, 2004

Mudslide

a really slow day at work and a girl with a nice ass brought this one together..Doing it in a girls butt pulling out before the guy blows it pull out and shoot it on the small of her back and watch the mudslide begin down the crack of her ass.

i met this girl at a bar and asked her if she wanted to come back to my place and have a mudslide, little did she know what she was in for when that man-juice was sliding down the crack of her ass.

by Tino November 22, 2004

Cambridge University

A sound uni where we don't tolerate state school scum

The guy who wrote the above definition is a cunt who did not go to Cambridge University

by Tino November 24, 2004