Timenhosen von bausen's definitions

Daltgasm

An incredible orgasm caused by getting extremely excited over the stupidest and most meaningless things imaginable.

A daltgasm can also occur after several hours of docking.

"WHAT A TUUUUUUUUUUNE!" Cried Time amidst a daltgasm

by Timenhosen von bausen February 26, 2010

Time Rutke

1) A Vin Diesel wanna be.

2) Can be used instead of time

Hey man, do you know what Time Rutke it is?

by Timenhosen von bausen February 4, 2010

CCDP

The most god-awful class at Carleton University. It is taken by engineering students in order to improve their writing. However, as the term progresses, the writing turns into pure scrote sucking and ball fondling, due to the general shittiness of the course.

CCDP has to be the worst class ever! I either had to write a Technical Memo or gargle semen. A win win situation if you are a faggot.

by Timenhosen von bausen June 23, 2010

Klumpping

To leave at a critical time.

Definitely Klumpping it this week. Need to work on my short game.

by Timenhosen von bausen May 17, 2018

SREEtard

A Super Retarded Electrical Engineer

Dude, stop being such a SREEtard

by Timenhosen von bausen March 19, 2010