Tim's definitions

government

lies lies lies and more lies all to "protect the people" and not so all the people in the government can get rich and laugh at everyone else for believing stupid shit that they make up.

yesteday I saw an alien coming towards me with a knife, but the government said it was a stunt for a tv show and yes! of course i believe them.

by Tim April 26, 2003

spots

Method of smoking pot using two hot knives from the stove and small amount of rolled up ganja. Most effective and cheapest way to smike da 'erb

Who's up for spots? Those 3 spots knocked me on my ass

by tim April 23, 2003

Xar

A god of chaos and doom, much is to be feared of him if his fury is unleashed. He uses his powers to wreak chaos that paves way for creation.
When calm he can be quite beneviolent

by Tim April 21, 2003

Moobs

Anson Pham's huge chest

by Tim April 7, 2003

lardel

big bad cock

I jacked off my lardel last night.

by Tim March 28, 2003

Drum

Frog with a talking afro.Usually confused for his smelly evil twin, Shaolin

"You look like Drum!"

by Tim March 27, 2003

wm

washing machine, featurs including "A" class energy rating and MAX FACTOR to dazzle the hunnies with "spin dry" mode

look at wm spin, it's so ill

by Tim March 23, 2003