353 definitions by Tim

can pipe

A Pepsi/Coke/Mountain Dew/Whoop Ass can pipe is made from an aluminum soda can when you have some bud or resin and there's no pipe in the apartment. First, you empty out a soda can. Try to get it as dry as you can. Turn the can so the mouth hole is facing you. Squish the can in the middle on the side facing up. Then take a tack or safety pin and poke little holes in a circular spot on top in the depression where you squished the can. That's the bowl. Then poke a bigger hole in the side, near the bottom, or the bottom of the can for a carb. You hit out the hole you drink from. There's a medical fact or urban myth you can get Alzenheimers Disease from smoking from an aluminum can. It would be better if you could rig it somehow with a pipe screen or even a real bowl, but it's a fiend pipe. You might have to cut it open to scrape it if you don't have a long screwdriver, scissors, or knife.

Dude, you're gonna get Alzenheimer's smoking out of a can. Let me get a hit.

by Tim March 13, 2003

dip test

When you stick your dick into a woman's vagina, but then pull out. If done quickly enough, it doesn't count at sex.

I was about to fuck this girl, but then I saw a red bump near her pussy, so I did the dip test.

by Tim June 3, 2004

tossed salad eater

someone who eats tossed salad or eats out someones anal cavity.

That's gross I don't want to talk to him, i hear he's a tossed salad eater.

by Tim April 25, 2004

bad rig

An exclamation of one's sheer shock or sudden disbelief, usually spoken in response to an event.

for instance if I was accepting unexpected money from a friend..... "Man, I forgot about that!! bad rig!

by Tim April 15, 2005

plank wank

A term devised by skaters for there hatred of Skateboarders, also see firewood.

i'm going to shove that plank wanks tray up his ass.

by Tim August 7, 2003

treff

an individual who acts cool and tries to get attention by pretending to be a rebel in front of his peers.

that kid is such a treff

by Tim December 13, 2003

Cool

The Delorean from Back to the Future.

"...... Are you telling me you built a time machine... out of a DeLorean?"

"The way I see it, if you're gonna to build a time machine into a car, why not do it with some style?.."

by Tim October 11, 2004