Skip to main content

Definitions by Tim

government 

lies lies lies and more lies all to "protect the people" and not so all the people in the government can get rich and laugh at everyone else for believing stupid shit that they make up.
yesteday I saw an alien coming towards me with a knife, but the government said it was a stunt for a tv show and yes! of course i believe them.
government by Tim April 26, 2003
Method of smoking pot using two hot knives from the stove and small amount of rolled up ganja. Most effective and cheapest way to smike da 'erb
Who's up for spots? Those 3 spots knocked me on my ass
spots by tim April 23, 2003
A god of chaos and doom, much is to be feared of him if his fury is unleashed. He uses his powers to wreak chaos that paves way for creation.
When calm he can be quite beneviolent
Xar by Tim April 21, 2003
Anson Pham's huge chest
Moobs by Tim April 7, 2003
I jacked off my lardel last night.
lardel by Tim March 28, 2003
Frog with a talking afro.Usually confused for his smelly evil twin, Shaolin
"You look like Drum!"
Drum by Tim March 27, 2003
washing machine, featurs including "A" class energy rating and MAX FACTOR to dazzle the hunnies with "spin dry" mode
look at wm spin, it's so ill
wm by Tim March 23, 2003