fucktard

to be a fuck and to look or to act like a retard(usually likes to get rammed in the ass by black guys)
Alex ones fucked stef in her fucktard while taking a shit.
by tim December 05, 2006
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baner

watch out, that baner might have a bomb in his backpack!
by tim December 12, 2003
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Gaff

mucous or plegm emitted during sneezing or coughing especially when it is projected on to oneself.
damn, i just gaffed on my arm.
by tim December 16, 2003
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pompin'

when something is really good

see also rinsin and pompalicious
that new car of yours is pompin
by tim February 21, 2005
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halo

1. n. a completely awesome game made for X-box that only morons dislike because they are bitter that they only have a PS2.
HALO is another example of why X-box kicks ass
by Tim April 05, 2004
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Asklar

To attempt something psycotic in nature and in character. Usually involving beastiality or a random usage of a sex toy.
I pulled an Asklar last night with a dildo and a donkey/projector.
by Tim January 20, 2005
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moosball

retard, a lagger, some one that looks like a monkey but is lovable =D
Monica is a moosball
by tim December 31, 2003
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