Tim's definitions

theerichardsmart

A very loving and understanding individual who cares about others yet does not avoid the truth.

"Awwwww thats a real theerichardsmart"

by Tim April 10, 2004

cropped

To be so crippled (high) that you cannot move.

Jordan, you're so cropped

by Tim March 9, 2005

butt snicker

Human feces, a dookie, doodie, shit, poop, crap. Especially when a log-shape.

Either someone left some candy on that chair, or they lost control of their bowels and left a butt snicker for us.

by Tim September 29, 2003

mutterfly

the pinacle of rock music (band)

jesus fuck, mutterfly are good

by tim November 1, 2003

Dirty Blunderbuss

When a guy is giving it to a girl in the ass, and he pulls out and she gives him head.

I gave her a Dirty Blunderbuss last night.

by Tim September 12, 2007

fear before the march of flames

The best band in the world. They may as well just eat your soul.

Fear Before the March of Flames is about to go to your hometown...and eat your fucking soul.

by Tim September 4, 2004

Metal

It is a waste of time to try and classify all of the bands in the world but if you did most of the good ones would come under the group heading of METAL.

Punk (im talkingh real punk, not 'my girlfriend left me' shit) is kind of like metal except with most of the goodness talken out and replaced with Dee-dee Ramone (who has a face so hideous that when he looked in the mirror he died) and is therefore rarely ever good.

Dark Throne is not metal, see its definition for details.

'Heavy metal is the law'

'I am quite gay, i am going to listen to some non-metal'

by Tim December 3, 2003