bastardly

adverb

1. Bastard-like

2. The description of one's actions being like that of a bastard

Chris bastardly chastised Dan for his inadequate performance even though he didn't deserve it.

by Tim November 10, 2004

punce

bi-sexual or gay fag (or somebody who looks gay)

god Andre... such a punce

by Tim March 02, 2006

Buttbaby

A person conceived via anal sex as opposed to vaginal sex that is as a result hideously disfigured to the point of heinousness.

Phil is a buttbaby and he therefore is fucked up looking.

by Tim November 04, 2004

slighted

To be fooled or wronged by a sow.

I liked that sow a lot but she fucking slighted me.

by Tim January 20, 2004

ambian

prescripted drug to put you down for a good 8 ours

11 straight hours of work...time for ambian for a good beddy-bye.

by tim June 21, 2005

IPO

Intial pubic offering. the first time your girlfreind lets you shave her 'downstairs."

Dude, i toatally I-P-Oed this hippy chick last night!

by Tim April 27, 2004

off the chain

For a situation to get out of control or out of hand and chaotic, like a wild night out.

"as soon as Rich started drinking whisky he really went off the chain"

by tim November 06, 2004