Tim's definitions

north

1. noun; Semen, cum, sperm.
2. verb; To ejaculate a abnormaly large amount of semen.
3. noun;An ejaculation of abnormaly large amounts of smen


Derived from the porn star Peter North

1. God, I got north all over me.
2, 3. I hadn't jacked off in 3 weeks so when I came I fuckin northed. ("had a north" for number 3.)

by Tim December 21, 2003

who's that

so you're going at it with some girl, banging her from behind. you take her over to the windowsill so she looks out on the street below while you're railing her doggystyle. then, really quietly, your buddy who's been hiding in the closet comes over and you pull a super-quick switcheroo. the girl won't even know you've been replaced. next you sneak out of the room, go outside, and wave up at your girl. "who's that?"

last night my identical twin came over unexpectedly and when he waved up at us from the street my girlfriend thought i was pulling a who's that.

by Tim October 23, 2004

The Worst System Ever Made

Sega 32X... yikes!

What a joke

by Tim June 11, 2006

back in black

1) an AC/DC single
2) an album of the same name of the single

1) I'm currently listening to "Back In Black".
2) "Back In Black", according to a book, is one of the greatest rock albums ever.

by Tim April 2, 2004

baner

An arabian, a terrorist, a towelhead. One who speaks the language of allah

you better check to see if that baner's backpack has a bomb in it!

by tim December 12, 2003

nuidge

to be a nag or nagging. slightly yet predominately on someone's back

Joey, I don't mean to be a "NUIDGE" but can take out the trash.

by Tim June 19, 2006

tragic

this website

Kidding, this site is better than a mangina and basket of fruit party.

by Tim August 1, 2003