Before sex with girlfriend place a friend in your closet or cupboard with a cricket bat, get your girlfriend and start fucking then give your mate the sign, he jumps out and bats her round the head.
"Hi nick here's the bat, there's the closet Jump in and i will grab Jenny when i give you the signal jump out and Extreme Donkey Punch her"
"Now!!"
"Now!!"
by thunder pants April 12, 2010

You could hear their thundering for miles.
You need to give her a right thundering.
I gave her a thundering last night.
You need to give her a right thundering.
I gave her a thundering last night.
by Thunder pants August 12, 2012
