Threatening Gay Person's definitions

liberal

Not the same as leftist, but very similar to conservatism

Person 1: Are you a liberal
Person 2: No, I’m a leftist
Person 1: What even is the difference
Person 2: Liberals are like conservatives just not as in your face about hating people, leftists actually want good
Person 1: Oh

by Threatening Gay Person March 7, 2023

Ben Shapiro

Some guy that hates leftists and sounds like a mosquito, and he sounds almost normal if you put him on 0.75 speed
Also a very antisemitic jewish man

Person 1: who was the guy that sounds like a bug and hates the left
Person 2: Ben Shapiro, and also did you know he has a wife?
Person 1: what.

by Threatening Gay Person March 7, 2023

She is defrosting

Referring to Mariah Carey, beginning on November 1st and completes on December 1st. When defrosting has completed, she can be heard on radios and such

“Guys, she is defrosting.”

“Oh god”

by Threatening Gay Person December 25, 2022

Karl Marx

A very based man

Person 1: Describe Karl Marx
Person 2: Based.

by Threatening Gay Person March 7, 2023

Rat

The most pure and wholesome creature on this earth

“Damn, I want a rat”

by Threatening Gay Person December 25, 2022

Socialism

Something that everybody thinks is communism

Some old uncle: China is communist
The leftist niece: Uncle, there’s never been a communist country, the closest we’ve gotten is socialism. And China is very capitalist

by Threatening Gay Person March 7, 2023

I know what you are

Something you say to a gay person, letting them know that you know they’re gay

“I know what you are, Will Byers”

by Threatening Gay Person December 25, 2022