9 definitions by Thomas Frick

The Asstric Bypass

The rapid thrusting of a penis through the buttcrack while avoiding penetration; like a hotdog sliding in and out of a bun. See also Appalachian Mundungus

The Asstric Bypass is a good compromise because I love the booty, but she doesn't want to do anal.

by Thomas Frick March 26, 2008

Gooch On The Cob

Jerking off a man with one hand and fingering his butthole with the other while simultaneously nibbling on the gooch like it is corn.

My three most tender spots get stimulated when I get a Gooch on the Cob.

by Thomas Frick March 26, 2008

Tequila Mockingbird

Someone who, upon becoming intoxicated, attempts (poorly) to sing along to every song that plays around them.

I'm trying to actually listen to this song, but all these Tequila Mockingbirds are too damn loud.

by Thomas Frick March 27, 2008

Cardovian Conclave

The act of yelling into someone's anal cavity.

The Cardovian Conclave doesn't really give me any physical pleasure, but I like the thought of someone yelling at my brown eye.

by Thomas Frick March 25, 2008

Bill O'Reilly

Slang for an over-sized penis.

Did you see the bulge in that guy's jeans? He must a Bill O'Reilly

by Thomas Frick March 25, 2008

Nog Toggler

One who jiggles or tickles or otherwise fondles and manipulates testicles in a pleasing or sometime uncomfortable way.

Should I hook up with this chick? Yeah, I heard she's a major nog toggler.

by Thomas Frick March 25, 2008

Appalachian Mundungus

Rubbing one's penis vigorously back and forth in an ass crack, while not actually inserting it in the anus. Also known as the asstric bypass.

She was on her period and her butthole smelled, so I just did the old Appalachian Mundungus.

by Thomas Frick March 25, 2008