Bill O'Reilly

Slang for an over-sized penis.

Did you see the bulge in that guy's jeans? He must a Bill O'Reilly

by Thomas Frick March 24, 2008

The Asstric Bypass

The rapid thrusting of a penis through the buttcrack while avoiding penetration; like a hotdog sliding in and out of a bun. See also Appalachian Mundungus

The Asstric Bypass is a good compromise because I love the booty, but she doesn't want to do anal.

by Thomas Frick March 26, 2008

Nog Toggler

One who jiggles or tickles or otherwise fondles and manipulates testicles in a pleasing or sometime uncomfortable way.

Should I hook up with this chick? Yeah, I heard she's a major nog toggler.

by Thomas Frick March 24, 2008

Gooch On The Cob

Jerking off a man with one hand and fingering his butthole with the other while simultaneously nibbling on the gooch like it is corn.

My three most tender spots get stimulated when I get a Gooch on the Cob.

by Thomas Frick March 26, 2008

Randy Savage Sack Lunch

When a man has his testicles in someone's mouth and they do an impression of Macho Man Randy Savage's voice saying "oh yeah," or other phrases. The sheer ridiculousness of the voice causes a vibrating sensation on the testes.

What did your mom pack in your lunchbox? Cause she gave me a Randy Savage Sack Lunch last night.

by Thomas Frick March 24, 2008

Cardovian Conclave

The act of yelling into someone's anal cavity.

The Cardovian Conclave doesn't really give me any physical pleasure, but I like the thought of someone yelling at my brown eye.

by Thomas Frick March 24, 2008

Tequila Mockingbird

Someone who, upon becoming intoxicated, attempts (poorly) to sing along to every song that plays around them.

I'm trying to actually listen to this song, but all these Tequila Mockingbirds are too damn loud.

by Thomas Frick March 27, 2008