3 definitions by Theonlyprof
Any man or woman stupid, naive and insecure enough to allow themselves to be charmed and taken advantage of by a douchebag or doucheball.
That Jenn is such a doucheballer; she's had more narcissistic/sociopathic assholes inside her than the New York Stock Exchange.
by Theonlyprof June 16, 2013
My prof is such a scumbaguette! She told me my essay needed only one minor change to go from an A- to an A, and then she turned around and gave me a C- because I corrected her in class!
by Theonlyprof October 9, 2013
When one or both people in a friendship dynamic have sexual feelings for the other but never act on them. Sometimes people engaging in bestiality can acknowledge their feelings but still do not act on them yet keep broaching the forbidden boundary. Others cannot admit to said feelings.
by Theonlyprof June 7, 2013