Theonetheycallthevisionthatbaresthegift's definitions

Fingerboard

A miniature skateboard that is very fun and time consuming, one on the nerdiest things ever unless you were good at them. ppl used to play with them all the time in the 8th grade, a company called SimilarDevice tried to copy a 2 dollar cheap imitation of the Tech Deck but they had no grip and sucked ass.

Fiend-"Finger skateboards are dumb"
Me-"to you cuz you suck at them"
Fiend-"only 11teen yr olds play with fingerboards"
Me-"Dude you're a tool, you cant even play with toys correctly. YOU SUCK AT LIFE!"

by theonetheycallthevisionthatbaresthegift March 31, 2005

zerber

The act of putting your mouth on someones stomach and blowing, making a fart-like air noise.

"I was sleeping, and all of a sudden I was awakened by some homeless man giving me a zerber."

by theonetheycallthevisionthatbaresthegift September 3, 2005

pop punk jump

When pop-punk bands all jump on stage simultaneously, a display of high energy after watching John Kusac movies.

1."NFG was awesome last night they even did the pop punk jump, it was quite bad ass!"
2."Some times its just about feeling good like John Kusac and pop-punk."
-ALEXISONFIRE

by theonetheycallthevisionthatbaresthegift April 13, 2005

dust blunt

Another definition of a dust blunt is where angel dust is sprinkled on the blunt.

1.-"Damn nigga this blunt is dusty den a mub."
2.-"Holy cow negro, this blunt must be laced with angel dust."

by theonetheycallthevisionthatbaresthegift August 15, 2005

purple dragon

An act in which you slap soneone in the face with your wang leaving a sometimes purple welt, hence "purple dragon."

"I once was at this party and recieved a purple dragon, it was brutal!"

by theonetheycallthevisionthatbaresthegift February 14, 2006

sucking at life

A title some are deemed with after years of complaining, self-doubt, and depression.

John dobbs sucks at life.

by theonetheycallthevisionthatbaresthegift March 31, 2005

the black in the hat

The long jeri-curled very black cop in the movie bulletproof, see struck match for a further description.

U-cop-"Freeze!"
Jeri-curl-"You're under arrest!"
Keets-"You're breakin' my arm Miles Davis!"
Jeri-curl-"Fuckin' pussy!"
Keets-"What are you and the black in the hat doin' folliwing me around anyway?"
Jeri-curl-"We was just in the neighborhood."
Keets-"Anyone ever told you you look like a struck match?"

by theonetheycallthevisionthatbaresthegift July 8, 2005