1 definition by TheWordmaster
A often blonde dyed, stupid girl, who acts like she's five but is still 'popular'. They were more than average make up, and a heck lot of brown cream. They are often white sluts and are a bit more than average (that's one type) though some may be poor.
Fjortis (Plural, more of them) Fjortisar
In Sweden there is a sub-genre for Bimbo's, Fjortis which is almost the same, though that they do not like themselves being called bimboes. Their clothes can vary from somewhat casual-looking clothes to sporty-adidas shirts, but they really don't play any sport... They just like the clothes. In Sweden though, some of the Fjortisar are Arabs, which are a bit less and act more 'bitchy' which in itself is a subgenre from fjortisar.
Bimboes usually only hangout with eachother, and all do the same things as eachother. They usually all likes 3-4 guys and no-one else but them. And when they brake up the girls says something which is as stupid and unlogical as creationism: "I ALWAYS HATED YOU ANYWAYS, OH WAIT IM GONNA SOOO TELL YOUR SECRET NOW, ABOUT HOW YOU STILL USE DIAPERS!!". Unfortunately, this isn't true. Either way he did tell her a secret, but usually, these bitchy bimboes just make up lies. In some cases, the bimbo just changes subject to make the victim feel more unsure. So she says:
Fjortis (Plural, more of them) Fjortisar
In Sweden there is a sub-genre for Bimbo's, Fjortis which is almost the same, though that they do not like themselves being called bimboes. Their clothes can vary from somewhat casual-looking clothes to sporty-adidas shirts, but they really don't play any sport... They just like the clothes. In Sweden though, some of the Fjortisar are Arabs, which are a bit less and act more 'bitchy' which in itself is a subgenre from fjortisar.
Bimboes usually only hangout with eachother, and all do the same things as eachother. They usually all likes 3-4 guys and no-one else but them. And when they brake up the girls says something which is as stupid and unlogical as creationism: "I ALWAYS HATED YOU ANYWAYS, OH WAIT IM GONNA SOOO TELL YOUR SECRET NOW, ABOUT HOW YOU STILL USE DIAPERS!!". Unfortunately, this isn't true. Either way he did tell her a secret, but usually, these bitchy bimboes just make up lies. In some cases, the bimbo just changes subject to make the victim feel more unsure. So she says:
Bimbo: Oh and remember you are in love with Tinisa and you bought a star wars comic!!
Joe: We aren't even talking about that, we were talking about that I accidentally bumped into you. And you got pissed.
Bimbo: Don't tell me what to doeee, bitch! And you watched My litte pony I saw it!!
Joe: I am not going anywhere, it's not possible to talk to someone less than 20 IQ. -_-
Fjortis example:
Fjortis: OMG!!! THAT LOOK SO GORGEEEEEUUS ON YOU!!!
Fjortis 2: OMG BUT NOT AS NICE AS YOU I'M SO FAT AND UGLY!!!
Fjortis: NO I'M FAT AND UGLY I LOVE YOU!!!
And that keeps going on forever, when a girl says her picture on Facebook is ugly and then that's the response... lol
Joe: We aren't even talking about that, we were talking about that I accidentally bumped into you. And you got pissed.
Bimbo: Don't tell me what to doeee, bitch! And you watched My litte pony I saw it!!
Joe: I am not going anywhere, it's not possible to talk to someone less than 20 IQ. -_-
Fjortis example:
Fjortis: OMG!!! THAT LOOK SO GORGEEEEEUUS ON YOU!!!
Fjortis 2: OMG BUT NOT AS NICE AS YOU I'M SO FAT AND UGLY!!!
Fjortis: NO I'M FAT AND UGLY I LOVE YOU!!!
And that keeps going on forever, when a girl says her picture on Facebook is ugly and then that's the response... lol
by TheWordmaster May 10, 2012