BlowCock

Giving someone a barney before you dump a load

He gave me a BlowCock, what a cumster

by TheVeryStrangeOne45 November 28, 2021

Wrestling

The little kid’s slang term for sex

Stupid little kid: why are they wrestlwing?? (Intentionality misspelled wrestling to mock little kids))

by TheVeryStrangeOne45 July 2, 2022

The Touching Game

Unwanted Sex, usually inflicted by one’s uncle to their child

Child: Waaaa!! My uncle is trying to play the touching game with me!!
Jake from CPS: Do not worry, we will arrest him

by TheVeryStrangeOne45 August 29, 2022

MW2

Coming back this year!

this new MW2 is gonna be FUCKING AWESOME!

by TheVeryStrangeOne45 October 6, 2022

Skyrim

Bethesda’s 5th Elder Scroll’s game. One of THE best games known to man, and is the reason you don’t have a girlfriend. One you start this game, assuming your PS3/Xbox 360/PC/PS4/Xbox One/Switch/PS5/Xbox Series X/S doesn’t burst into flames, you will NOT be seeing the sun for a while

Side effects include: loss of girlfriend, weight loss, paleness of skin, weight gain, death, pissing in a bottle, going shit shit in your pants, dehydration, having to keep a minifridge nearby for your drinks, ordering pizza every night because you’re too glued to your chair to get up and cook, loss of ability to distinguish fantasy from the real world, loss of boyfriend (if you’re a girl or gay), constantly taking an arrow in the knee

I’ve been playing Skyrim for AGES and I haven’t seen the sun since

by TheVeryStrangeOne45 June 24, 2022