TheVeryStrangeOne45's definitions

Apple

A: round, red or green and tasty fruit that are a doctor’s worst nightmare
B: American company devoted to selling overpriced phones, laptops, not-PCs, earbuds but not overpriced tablets.

A: Apples = Death of doctors
B: Look at my iPhone 420 pro plus ultra max 5G 1TB 69GB RAM phone made by apple!!!!!!! - Every bastard or nerd (🤓🤓🤓🤓) ever

by TheVeryStrangeOne45 September 13, 2022

Teen slang

Shit that only teens and sometimes their parents will understand

Teenager: TBH, you suck
Yo mama: Hol up, is my 13yo already using teen slang?

by TheVeryStrangeOne45 June 26, 2022

BlowCock

Giving someone a barney before you dump a load

He gave me a BlowCock, what a cumster

by TheVeryStrangeOne45 November 28, 2021

Skyrim

Bethesda’s 5th Elder Scroll’s game. One of THE best games known to man, and is the reason you don’t have a girlfriend. One you start this game, assuming your PS3/Xbox 360/PC/PS4/Xbox One/Switch/PS5/Xbox Series X/S doesn’t burst into flames, you will NOT be seeing the sun for a while

Side effects include: loss of girlfriend, weight loss, paleness of skin, weight gain, death, pissing in a bottle, going shit shit in your pants, dehydration, having to keep a minifridge nearby for your drinks, ordering pizza every night because you’re too glued to your chair to get up and cook, loss of ability to distinguish fantasy from the real world, loss of boyfriend (if you’re a girl or gay), constantly taking an arrow in the knee

I’ve been playing Skyrim for AGES and I haven’t seen the sun since

by TheVeryStrangeOne45 June 24, 2022

MW2

Coming back this year!

this new MW2 is gonna be FUCKING AWESOME!

by TheVeryStrangeOne45 October 6, 2022