The absence of something. Its actually something, since the absence of something must be something. Nothing is something, or we wouldn't be able to define it. It is truly just a word we made up to help us understand our world, since we say theres nothing in space, yet theres something there, but almost nothing. You can never do nothing, even in death.
Bill: Liam, what are you doing?
*Liam is sitting on the couch staring into space*
Liam: Nothing.
Bill: No, your breathing, your thinking, your aging, etc.
IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO DO NOTHING, EVEN WHEN DEAD, YOUR DECAYING!!!
*Liam is sitting on the couch staring into space*
Liam: Nothing.
Bill: No, your breathing, your thinking, your aging, etc.
IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO DO NOTHING, EVEN WHEN DEAD, YOUR DECAYING!!!
by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 18, 2018
The best place to find out what people think about stuff. It also lets you vote on what definition you like, or don't like, and you can write your own definition if you want to. Its basically the best site in the world, where the definitions can be serious, sexual or just plain hilarious. If you haven't figured this out yet, you are on the Urban Dictionary!
Guy 1: Dude, that guy is a Ree, I told him to get me a apple juice, he got me water!
Guy 2: Um, Ree doesn't mean that, were you looking into the Urban Dictionary again?
Guy 1: So? Ree' s not in a normal dictionary!
Guy 2: True.
Guy 2: Um, Ree doesn't mean that, were you looking into the Urban Dictionary again?
Guy 1: So? Ree' s not in a normal dictionary!
Guy 2: True.
by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 17, 2018
A chip that is either crunchy or puffy. It can also be a human, who has orangish skin and/or looks like a cheeto in general.
Guy 1 (Idiot): Hey, do you know the president, Trump?
Guy 2 (Smart): Who, the cheeto? Yeah, I know him.
Guy 1 (Idiot): Be respectful, hes the president!
Guy 2 (Smart): Who the f*** cares?
Guy 3 (Memer): Oh, the cheeto, the one who replaced the oreo! Hes a meme!
(Sorry for all the stupid people out there that cannot handle a aTrump joke)
Guy 2 (Smart): Who, the cheeto? Yeah, I know him.
Guy 1 (Idiot): Be respectful, hes the president!
Guy 2 (Smart): Who the f*** cares?
Guy 3 (Memer): Oh, the cheeto, the one who replaced the oreo! Hes a meme!
(Sorry for all the stupid people out there that cannot handle a aTrump joke)
by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 08, 2018
The greatest illusion of all, life being the second greatest illusion. Time, we all have a limited amount of it, but we waste it. Why? Maybe we humans don't truly understand something we made up thousands of years ago. We always want to know about the future, but what about now? What about the enviroment. The future is dead if we don't act in the now, if we don't act in the present. We must always learn from the past to make the most of the future.
Lily: I have 3 hours of free time today!
*3 hours later*
Lily: Woah! It feels like its only been 1 hour!
*3 hours later*
Lily: Woah! It feels like its only been 1 hour!
by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 18, 2018
The best site for downloading Mozilla Firefox. Thats about it. Oh wait, it also is easy to get viruses, infrequent updates, no pop-up blockers, and the crappiest internet browser.
Guy 1: Oh yay! I got 35 viruses from Internet explorer!
Guy 2: I got 0 viruses from Firefox!
Guy 1: *Downloads Firefox* Woah, so much better than Internet shit-splorer!
Guy 2: I got 0 viruses from Firefox!
Guy 1: *Downloads Firefox* Woah, so much better than Internet shit-splorer!
by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 09, 2018
2 weeks. It is 14 days, which is 2 weeks, which is 1 fortnight. Its not the game, FortNite, which is spelled differently, its just 2 weeks.
Mike: I just played FortNite for a fortnight!
Liam: Wait, what?
Mike: I played FortNite for 2 weeks, which is a fortnight, its kind of confusing now that FortNites popular.
Liam: So you played FortNite 14 days straight?
Mike: Yep, for a fortnight.
Liam: Wait, what?
Mike: I played FortNite for 2 weeks, which is a fortnight, its kind of confusing now that FortNites popular.
Liam: So you played FortNite 14 days straight?
Mike: Yep, for a fortnight.
by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 18, 2018
A story thats supposed to be readable in one sitting. Therefore, short stories usually are less than 50 pages. The 'shortest' short story is "For sale: Baby shoes, never worn". Its a okay short story, as in those six words, you can sense a tragedy, like the baby died, or the mother had a miscarriage. That shows it can be considered a short story, as you got a sense of something from those 6 words.
Mike: I just finished my short story, its 3 pages long.
Liam: Good, as long as it shows a good story, its fine.
Liam: Good, as long as it shows a good story, its fine.
by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 18, 2018