easylife

An easylife is anyone who has no problems in their daily life. They don’t experience struggle like most people do, and they can walk outside in a dangerous neighborhood without fearing for their lives. They are somehow always financially secure yet have never worked an actual job or been invested in a viable hobby. They’ve lived off of Mommy and Daddy’s one percent money for their entire lives.

Contrast them with Busybodies.
Easylife: “Wow, you still don’t have the *insert expensive designer product here*?”

Busybody: “No, I can’t afford something that expensive right now.”

Easylife: “What? Bruh, it’s only ten thousand dollars, it’s a bargain.”

Busybody: “Says the Easylife.”
by TheSleeperThatHaunts August 25, 2021
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friday shit

The most important shit break of the week, sometimes semi painful. Usually a toilet buster.
"Dude I've gotta take my friday shit , I'm scared"

"Bro, you're gonna feel like a million fucking bucks"
by TheSleeperThatHaunts May 13, 2016
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youtube pooping

The fine art of watching youtube videos whilst partaking in a massive bowel evacuation.

(Watching YouTube while taking a big shit)

Affectionately named after a memetic form of video popular among Millennials and early Generation Z-ers.
Brian: “I was youtube pooping for about an hour last night.”

Jimmy: “So was I.”
by TheSleeperThatHaunts August 07, 2021
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