The irrational belief that the existence and approval of small anime & manga girls promotes and endorses pedophilia.
Otaku: Megumin and Rory Mercury are my waifus!
Loli Hater: What, so you’re a pedophile who supports child trafficking and rape culture?
Otaku: No....
Loli Hater: But you just admitted to liking underage characters!
Otaku: They’re fictional characters living in already unrealistic fantasy worlds where other characters my age also find them attractive. Is something wrong?
Loli Hater: bUt sHe’s uNdErAGe!!
Otaku: Relax, son, it’s just an anime character.
Loli Hater: bUt yOu’Re sTiLL A peDOphILE!
Otaku: I literally can’t even stand being around people’s annoying children, why should I suddenly be sexually or romantically attracted to them?
Loli Hater: bEcAuSe yOu’RE aTTraCtEd tO uNDerAgE cHaRaCtERs
Otaku: The characters I mentioned look nothing like children and don’t even act like them. Loli Derangement Syndrome in action!
Loli Hater: What, so you’re a pedophile who supports child trafficking and rape culture?
Otaku: No....
Loli Hater: But you just admitted to liking underage characters!
Otaku: They’re fictional characters living in already unrealistic fantasy worlds where other characters my age also find them attractive. Is something wrong?
Loli Hater: bUt sHe’s uNdErAGe!!
Otaku: Relax, son, it’s just an anime character.
Loli Hater: bUt yOu’Re sTiLL A peDOphILE!
Otaku: I literally can’t even stand being around people’s annoying children, why should I suddenly be sexually or romantically attracted to them?
Loli Hater: bEcAuSe yOu’RE aTTraCtEd tO uNDerAgE cHaRaCtERs
Otaku: The characters I mentioned look nothing like children and don’t even act like them. Loli Derangement Syndrome in action!
by TheSleeperThatHaunts February 21, 2021
A phenomenon which occurs when a human male’s voice, normally deep and gravelly, becomes whiny and abnormally annoying. This is usually a result of poor sleep or marathon gaming.
Man after all-night gaming session: Why is life being so shitty?
*Notices his voice is nasal and lacks depth.*
Man: Fuck, I’ve got some serious bitchvoice right now.
*Notices his voice is nasal and lacks depth.*
Man: Fuck, I’ve got some serious bitchvoice right now.
by TheSleeperThatHaunts February 24, 2021
The fine art of watching youtube videos whilst partaking in a massive bowel evacuation.
(Watching YouTube while taking a big shit)
Affectionately named after a memetic form of video popular among Millennials and early Generation Z-ers.
(Watching YouTube while taking a big shit)
Affectionately named after a memetic form of video popular among Millennials and early Generation Z-ers.
by TheSleeperThatHaunts August 07, 2021