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Ballrush

The "pleasurable" part of male orgasm that feels like the penile equivalent of air moving through an oral cavity.
"I had a ballrush when I held my cum, and then I lost my boner"
by TheSleeperThatHaunts July 22, 2015
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Mainstream Media

A common form of worldwide brainwashing which influences weak-willed people across the globe and is committed to spreading propoganda and fake news. Whether they’re left-wing or right-wing, the rats in charge of these organizations are cowards who simply yearn to watch the world burn in order to make a quick buck.

Never trust them.
CNN: “I’M OFFENDED, HOW DARE YOU SPEAK YOUR OPINION.”

FOX NEWS: “IT’S NOT MAKING ME ENOUGH MONEY, SO IT HAS TO GO.”

Sane Individual: “Take all mainstream media gossip with a grain of salt and think for yourself. Always speak your mind (in an appropriate setting), and make a living doing what you love, —but remain humble and don’t be greedy.”
by TheSleeperThatHaunts October 28, 2020
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friday shit

The most important shit break of the week, sometimes semi painful. Usually a toilet buster.
"Dude I've gotta take my friday shit , I'm scared"

"Bro, you're gonna feel like a million fucking bucks"
by TheSleeperThatHaunts May 13, 2016
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