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easylife

An easylife is anyone who has no problems in their daily life. They don’t experience struggle like most people do, and they can walk outside in a dangerous neighborhood without fearing for their lives. They are somehow always financially secure yet have never worked an actual job or been invested in a viable hobby. They’ve lived off of Mommy and Daddy’s one percent money for their entire lives.

Contrast them with Busybodies.
Easylife: “Wow, you still don’t have the *insert expensive designer product here*?”

Busybody: “No, I can’t afford something that expensive right now.”

Easylife: “What? Bruh, it’s only ten thousand dollars, it’s a bargain.”

Busybody: “Says the Easylife.”
by TheSleeperThatHaunts August 25, 2021
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youtube pooping

The fine art of watching youtube videos whilst partaking in a massive bowel evacuation.

(Watching YouTube while taking a big shit)

Affectionately named after a memetic form of video popular among Millennials and early Generation Z-ers.
Brian: “I was youtube pooping for about an hour last night.”

Jimmy: “So was I.”
by TheSleeperThatHaunts August 7, 2021
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Loli Derangement Syndrome

The irrational belief that the existence and approval of small anime & manga girls promotes and endorses pedophilia.
Otaku: Megumin and Rory Mercury are my waifus!

Loli Hater: What, so you’re a pedophile who supports child trafficking and rape culture?

Otaku: No....

Loli Hater: But you just admitted to liking underage characters!

Otaku: They’re fictional characters living in already unrealistic fantasy worlds where other characters my age also find them attractive. Is something wrong?

Loli Hater: bUt sHe’s uNdErAGe!!

Otaku: Relax, son, it’s just an anime character.

Loli Hater: bUt yOu’Re sTiLL A peDOphILE!

Otaku: I literally can’t even stand being around people’s annoying children, why should I suddenly be sexually or romantically attracted to them?

Loli Hater: bEcAuSe yOu’RE aTTraCtEd tO uNDerAgE cHaRaCtERs

Otaku: The characters I mentioned look nothing like children and don’t even act like them. Loli Derangement Syndrome in action!
by TheSleeperThatHaunts February 21, 2021
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