A phenomenon which occurs when a human male’s voice, normally deep and gravelly, becomes whiny and abnormally annoying. This is usually a result of poor sleep or marathon gaming.
Man after all-night gaming session: Why is life being so shitty?
*Notices his voice is nasal and lacks depth.*
Man: Fuck, I’ve got some serious bitchvoice right now.
*Notices his voice is nasal and lacks depth.*
Man: Fuck, I’ve got some serious bitchvoice right now.
by TheSleeperThatHaunts February 24, 2021
The irrational belief that the existence and approval of small anime & manga girls promotes and endorses pedophilia.
Otaku: Megumin and Rory Mercury are my waifus!
Loli Hater: What, so you’re a pedophile who supports child trafficking and rape culture?
Otaku: No....
Loli Hater: But you just admitted to liking underage characters!
Otaku: They’re fictional characters living in already unrealistic fantasy worlds where other characters my age also find them attractive. Is something wrong?
Loli Hater: bUt sHe’s uNdErAGe!!
Otaku: Relax, son, it’s just an anime character.
Loli Hater: bUt yOu’Re sTiLL A peDOphILE!
Otaku: I literally can’t even stand being around people’s annoying children, why should I suddenly be sexually or romantically attracted to them?
Loli Hater: bEcAuSe yOu’RE aTTraCtEd tO uNDerAgE cHaRaCtERs
Otaku: The characters I mentioned look nothing like children and don’t even act like them. Loli Derangement Syndrome in action!
Loli Hater: What, so you’re a pedophile who supports child trafficking and rape culture?
Otaku: No....
Loli Hater: But you just admitted to liking underage characters!
Otaku: They’re fictional characters living in already unrealistic fantasy worlds where other characters my age also find them attractive. Is something wrong?
Loli Hater: bUt sHe’s uNdErAGe!!
Otaku: Relax, son, it’s just an anime character.
Loli Hater: bUt yOu’Re sTiLL A peDOphILE!
Otaku: I literally can’t even stand being around people’s annoying children, why should I suddenly be sexually or romantically attracted to them?
Loli Hater: bEcAuSe yOu’RE aTTraCtEd tO uNDerAgE cHaRaCtERs
Otaku: The characters I mentioned look nothing like children and don’t even act like them. Loli Derangement Syndrome in action!
by TheSleeperThatHaunts February 21, 2021
The fine art of watching youtube videos whilst partaking in a massive bowel evacuation.
(Watching YouTube while taking a big shit)
Affectionately named after a memetic form of video popular among Millennials and early Generation Z-ers.
(Watching YouTube while taking a big shit)
Affectionately named after a memetic form of video popular among Millennials and early Generation Z-ers.
by TheSleeperThatHaunts August 07, 2021