TheReal Vladmir Putin's definitions

Fortnight

Easily mistaken for Fortnite

Jeff: When will you come back?
Joe: In a fortnight
Jeff: I think you a lost you mind! How can you come in a game. Idiot

by TheReal Vladmir Putin March 13, 2022

scam

this

yes, this is a scam

by TheReal Vladmir Putin March 13, 2022

Putin

A modern-day "Hitler"

Breaking News: Putin just nuked Ukraine

by TheReal Vladmir Putin March 13, 2022

Teenager

human being who is expected to act like an adult but treated like a child

I am a teenager and I don't like it

by TheReal Vladmir Putin March 12, 2022

Baby

Smaller and annoying versions of adults

When will this baby stop crying!

by TheReal Vladmir Putin March 12, 2022

Pyramid

Big triangles that aliens built

That is a good pyramid

by TheReal Vladmir Putin March 12, 2022