Spiritual Hand Shake

Typically a short eye contact when there would in general be a real hand shake. Often accompanied by a friendly remark. A rest of politeness and friendliness in epidemic times
Hello Walter, how are you? Please feel my Spiritual Hand Shake! It comes from my heart ...
Dear colleagues, please avoid physical hand shakes. Our policy are spiritual hand shakes.
by ThePhysopher March 05, 2020
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ILH

ILH or "I love her" is here an affectionate but slightly sarcastic remark.
A man says ILH loudly or silently when he doesn't like to do something she wants
but he does it because he just loves her! Of course, it could also mean *I love him".
If she wants to go to the opera and I don't, then I say to myself quietly: ILH (I love her) and go anyway
I've told ILH many times, she already knows what it means and just laughs contentedly.
by ThePhysopher November 18, 2024
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Zero Penis Relationship

A couple with a sexual relationship without natural penis. In general, a Lesbian couple.
Cp. to a double penis relationship and a single penis relationship.
Did you hear, Patricia and Linda just started a proper Zero Penis Relationship!
by ThePhysopher September 25, 2016
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Outside Souls

A tender term for the female breasts. There are men claiming that their penis is also their outside soul.
Sarah has a wonderful likeable face with fitting Outside Souls. I do not know what I like more.
by ThePhysopher January 25, 2018
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Woodware

This is a derogatory word for books, especially novels. The paper of books is made of wood and can burn like wood.
I always tell my wife that the books she reads are just woodware. Reading them is wasted time.

Ian McEwan said that many novels are just housewife gossip. I would say these books are woodware.
by ThePhysopher July 24, 2024
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FIQ

Acronym for Felt IQ - the degree how one feels himself or herself intelligent. The self-felt IQ level in one's own assessment .
President Trump's FIQ is about 200.

She should have more self confidence - her FIQ is 30 points below her real IQ.
by ThePhysopher March 28, 2018
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Sexual Thermals

The warm feeling by feeling the caloric of another body through your clothes. Taken from gliding where thermals lift you up.
When leaning against her, he felt and enjoyed the sexual thermals.
by ThePhysopher May 13, 2016
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