ThePhysopher's definitions

Outside Souls

A tender term for the female breasts. There are men claiming that their penis is also their outside soul.

Sarah has a wonderful likeable face with fitting Outside Souls. I do not know what I like more.

by ThePhysopher January 25, 2018

Autrie

While a selfie is a photo of oneself, an autrie is a snapshot of others.

It is derived from the French word "autre" oder "autrui", the others, and is pronounced as /otʀɥi/ or approximately outree. Just phonetically fitting to "selfie, but just the opposite social action.

My friend, you do not need to make an awesome selfie from you two, I can do an autrie .

To make a selfie is stupid, to make an autrie is social.

by ThePhysopher June 18, 2017

Zero Penis Relationship

A couple with a sexual relationship without natural penis. In general, a Lesbian couple.
Cp. to a double penis relationship and a single penis relationship.

Did you hear, Patricia and Linda just started a proper Zero Penis Relationship!

by ThePhysopher September 25, 2016

Woodware

This is a derogatory word for books, especially novels. The paper of books is made of wood and can burn like wood.

I always tell my wife that the books she reads are just woodware. Reading them is wasted time.

Ian McEwan said that many novels are just housewife gossip. I would say these books are woodware.

by ThePhysopher July 24, 2024

microalcoholic

when you like drinking alcohol per se but regard a teaspoon of whisky as the right dose to draw the pleasure of drinking. The tablespoon is then at the boundary to alcoholism.

My wife and me, we are microalcoholics. It is our philosophy to enjoy whisky etc. but because alcohol with wine at lunch and dinner is accumulating through the day, we restrict to the enjoyable minimum. This gives the pleasure of nice drinks plus the good feeling of self-mastery.

See also zen-alcoholic

by ThePhysopher February 18, 2019

familygram

A cartoon or video which is so cute and innocent that you can distribute it (e.g. via Whatsapp) in the family. The property is called „familygrammable“ .
Formed following „instagramm“ and instagrammable“

Oh! This cat cartoon is so cute. I will send it to the children.

This baby animal video gives a great familygram. All women in the family will love it, but also your husband.

by ThePhysopher October 22, 2020

Single Penis Relationship (SPR)

A relationship of a couple owning just one penis. This implies presumably also the ownership of a vagina.

Patricia and James live now together. They started a regular single penis relationship (SPR) after some turbulences. Cp. to Double Penis Relationship (DPR) and Zero Penis Relationship (ZPR).

by ThePhysopher September 25, 2016