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Obsessive-Compulsive Instagram Disorder (OCID)

When you feel the need to forward a just received joke, picture or video to your friends (not to the sender, of course). To be unable to keep the received medium just for you.
Common similar activities called Obsessive Compulsive Disorders or OCDs include hand washing, counting of things, and checking to see if a door is locked.
This Christmas joke card is so great. It fits perfectly to John: Sent!

Oh dear, you suffer from CID, that social media disorder. The full technical term is Obsessive-Compulsive Instagram Disorder (OCID). Or just CID.
Oh, you are a wise guy.
by ThePhysopher December 22, 2018
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Outside Souls

A tender term for the female breasts. There are men claiming that their penis is also their outside soul.
Sarah has a wonderful likeable face with fitting Outside Souls. I do not know what I like more.
by ThePhysopher January 25, 2018
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Sexual Thermals

The warm feeling by feeling the caloric of another body through your clothes. Taken from gliding where thermals lift you up.
When leaning against her, he felt and enjoyed the sexual thermals.
by ThePhysopher May 13, 2016
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Spiritual Hand Shake

Typically a short eye contact when there would in general be a real hand shake. Often accompanied by a friendly remark. A rest of politeness and friendliness in epidemic times
Hello Walter, how are you? Please feel my Spiritual Hand Shake! It comes from my heart ...
Dear colleagues, please avoid physical hand shakes. Our policy are spiritual hand shakes.
by ThePhysopher March 5, 2020
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Zero Penis Relationship

A couple with a sexual relationship without natural penis. In general, a Lesbian couple.
Cp. to a double penis relationship and a single penis relationship.
Did you hear, Patricia and Linda just started a proper Zero Penis Relationship!
by ThePhysopher September 25, 2016
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FIQ

Acronym for Felt IQ - the degree how one feels himself or herself intelligent. The self-felt IQ level in one's own assessment .
President Trump's FIQ is about 200.

She should have more self confidence - her FIQ is 30 points below her real IQ.
by ThePhysopher March 28, 2018
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Hypercapitalism

Hypercapitalism is the brusque and blunt way in which today's super billionaires exercise their power. Examples include Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos.
The purchase of Twitter through Elon Musk was a typical act of hypercapitalism. This is power through a gigantic amount of money.
by ThePhysopher November 21, 2022
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