Zero Penis Relationship

A couple with a sexual relationship without natural penis. In general, a Lesbian couple.
Cp. to a double penis relationship and a single penis relationship.
Did you hear, Patricia and Linda just started a proper Zero Penis Relationship!
by ThePhysopher September 25, 2016
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menuphobia

The fear of having to make a choice, for example from a menu in a restaurant or different items to choose from in a shop.

Origin: Phobia from ancient Greek phóbos, “fear”
I prefer a single dish of the day in a restaurant or a fixed menu suggestion to a large menu. The choice makes me uncomfortable or even anxious. I know, that's menuphobia .

I often come back from shopping empty-handed. It was my menuphobia again. I couldn't make up my mind.

The more similar the alternatives are, the harder it is to make a decision. This is one reason for menuphobia.
by ThePhysopher April 22, 2024
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adultgram

An image or a video of adult content. You can only dare to send it to your male friends.
Be careful not to forward it to the family.

The adjective is „adultgrammable“, i.e. stuff worth to be sent to (male) friends.

Formed after Instagram and instagrammable
Oh, this is a great adultgram to be sent to the friends! But of course not to their wives ...
This soft porno video is a really nice adultgram.
It is very adultgrammable - thanks!
by ThePhysopher October 22, 2020
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Outside Souls

A tender term for the female breasts. There are men claiming that their penis is also their outside soul.
Sarah has a wonderful likeable face with fitting Outside Souls. I do not know what I like more.
by ThePhysopher January 25, 2018
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FIQ

Acronym for Felt IQ - the degree how one feels himself or herself intelligent. The self-felt IQ level in one's own assessment .
President Trump's FIQ is about 200.

She should have more self confidence - her FIQ is 30 points below her real IQ.
by ThePhysopher March 28, 2018
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Woodware

This is a derogatory word for books, especially novels. The paper of books is made of wood and can burn like wood.
I always tell my wife that the books she reads are just woodware. Reading them is wasted time.

Ian McEwan said that many novels are just housewife gossip. I would say these books are woodware.
by ThePhysopher July 24, 2024
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Sexual Thermals

The warm feeling by feeling the caloric of another body through your clothes. Taken from gliding where thermals lift you up.
When leaning against her, he felt and enjoyed the sexual thermals.
by ThePhysopher May 13, 2016
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