Auricularia

Auricularia is the name of the hottest person in the world, they have a massive shlong and attachment issues.
"yo i slept with Auricularia last night."
"whoah bro, how was it?"
"awesome but my asshole is ruined!"
"massive shlong right?"
by TheLonelyCroissant May 5, 2022
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Help

What many people assume to be a calling for assistance
A: help me!
B: I think not my dear fellow, what you need is a jolly good bit of booze.
by TheLonelyCroissant April 12, 2021
mugGet the Helpmug.

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