Help

What many people assume to be a calling for assistance

A: help me!
B: I think not my dear fellow, what you need is a jolly good bit of booze.

by TheLonelyCroissant April 12, 2021

Globglogabgalab

An amazing song, will however give you brain cancer...

I am the globglogabgalab and I love books.....

by TheLonelyCroissant April 12, 2021

Auricularia

Auricularia is the name of the hottest person in the world, they have a massive shlong and attachment issues.

"yo i slept with Auricularia last night."
"whoah bro, how was it?"
"awesome but my asshole is ruined!"
"massive shlong right?"

by TheLonelyCroissant May 05, 2022