TheLobsterCopter5000's definitions

Shake it like a seizure

A phrase used by Nump in the intro to The Nutshack, a bizarre animated show from the 2000s. To shake it like a seizure presumably means to shake it with great vigour, much like how a person having a seizure might shake erratically.

Shake it like a seizure!

by TheLobsterCopter5000 February 20, 2024

abobonabaguagua

A sexual orientation invented by Pasta Ssempa on a Nigerian talk show.

LGBTI: Lesbians, Gays, Bisexuals, Abobonabaguagua and Intersexuals. Where is the H?

by TheLobsterCopter5000 October 22, 2023

Density

What some people say when they mean to say destiny. Either a misspelling or misreading. Notable for appearing in Back to the Future and The Simpsons.

Lorraine, my density has bought me to you
I'm your density

by TheLobsterCopter5000 August 6, 2023

John

A lame excuse, typically one given for a poor performance at something. Popular in the Super Smash Bros. community.

If we ever do get to go head-to-head, please...no Johns!

by TheLobsterCopter5000 December 18, 2023

That tracks

Alternative way of saying "baseball, huh?". Used when something makes sense or checks out.

My brother was hit by a car driven by an elderly Asian lady

That tracks

Huh? What does that mean?

It means "baseball, huh?"

by TheLobsterCopter5000 April 1, 2025

6-7

Basically Gen Alpha's version of "where's the beef?". A nonsense phrase whose comedic value comes from recognizing the reference, moreso than the phrase itself being funny. Popularized by a mentally challenged child who was filmed saying the phrase while spectating a basketball game.

I was too young to understand where's the beef, and I'm too old to understand 6-7.

by TheLobsterCopter5000 October 3, 2025

Snitching

Stealing, according to the BFG. For example, taking fruit that is not yours is snitching, as is kidnapping people.

I is a very honourable giant! I does not go snitching things!
You snitched me!

by TheLobsterCopter5000 February 16, 2024