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abobonabaguagua

A sexual orientation invented by Pasta Ssempa on a Nigerian talk show.

LGBTI: Lesbians, Gays, Bisexuals, Abobonabaguagua and Intersexuals. Where is the H?

by TheLobsterCopter5000 October 22, 2023

Density

What some people say when they mean to say destiny. Either a misspelling or misreading. Notable for appearing in Back to the Future and The Simpsons.

Lorraine, my density has bought me to you
I'm your density

by TheLobsterCopter5000 August 6, 2023

John

A lame excuse, typically one given for a poor performance at something. Popular in the Super Smash Bros. community.

If we ever do get to go head-to-head, please...no Johns!

by TheLobsterCopter5000 December 18, 2023

That tracks

Alternative way of saying "baseball, huh?". Used when something makes sense or checks out.

My brother was hit by a car driven by an elderly Asian lady

That tracks

Huh? What does that mean?

It means "baseball, huh?"

by TheLobsterCopter5000 April 1, 2025

John Barosa

Mr. Barrister John Warosa, or simply John Warosa, is a fictional character, created by an unnamed 419 advanced fee scammer, and later co-opted by YouTuber Atomic Shrimp, and has become infamous in the scambaiting community. His backstory varies, but he is usually portrayed as a barrister, or a hypothetical second scammer, attempting to interrupt an ongoing scam. He was immortalised in song by Eric Castiglia's song "The Soul Called Mr. Barrister John Warosa."

Notably, the spelling of his last name is inconsistent, due to an error on the part of the scammer than originally conceived him, and is spelled both "Barosa" and "Warosa", with the Barosa spelling normally appearing in video titles, and the Warosa spelling appearing in the video itself.

Hi there, I don't remember entering this competition - what is this about? Is your name John Warosa or John Barosa? What is going on? Thanks, Manuel.

by TheLobsterCopter5000 January 23, 2021

Shake it like a seizure

A phrase used by Nump in the intro to The Nutshack, a bizarre animated show from the 2000s. To shake it like a seizure presumably means to shake it with great vigour, much like how a person having a seizure might shake erratically.

Shake it like a seizure!

by TheLobsterCopter5000 February 20, 2024

6-7

Basically Gen Alpha's version of "where's the beef?". A nonsense phrase whose comedic value comes from recognizing the reference, moreso than the phrase itself being funny. Popularized by a mentally challenged child who was filmed saying the phrase while spectating a basketball game.

I was too young to understand where's the beef, and I'm too old to understand 6-7.

by TheLobsterCopter5000 October 3, 2025