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whistle

Someone you absolutely hate or a weak looking fool.
Most commonly used with any member of a certain tennis team but most specifically little bear, the soccer star, valedictorian, and 1st singles.
Look at valedictorian hit the ball, he is such a whistle.

Man, I really want to beat that whistle up.
by TheKimmer April 20, 2009
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Sent Home

Commonly expressed term when playing Halo. There are two definitions:

1. To kill someone

2. To kill yourself
Bro 1: What happened to that little kid who wouldn't shut up.
Bro 2: He got sent home.
Bro 1: Nice
by TheKimmer April 19, 2014
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North Korean

1. An Asian from the country of North Korea.
2. Anyone trying to kill Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino.
3. Someone with a small dick.
4. The only Asian in Wall.
I barely felt anything, such a North Korean.
by TheKimmer May 17, 2009
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Blowjob Attendant

1. What you call a girl in a guy's bathroom who is there for no reason at all.
2. What you wish a girl in a guy's bathroom was and really is.
Pepe: There were 4 girls in the guy's bathroom.
Sanchez: Dude, I think you mean there were for blowjob attendants in the bathroom.
by TheKimmer April 30, 2010
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Cockboxing

To blow another guy in a car, predominantly in a homosexual manner.
Fag 1: Bro, it's fucking raining out! How are we supposed to go to our vocal therapy classes?
Fag 2: Fuck it, let's take your truck Spartacock!
Fag 1: Yeah, you want to blow each other off in Spartacock before we go?
Fag 2: Sure! I could really use a good cockboxing today!
by TheKimmer April 3, 2015
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Chris Sorrentino

1. Lightweight who can't get it up and likes anal sex.
2. Someone prone to yelling when he is just trying to talk.
3. That bro in your dorm no one likes.
"Sorry, girl, I can't get it up"-Bro Fag
"Wow, you're such a Chris Sorrentino"-Slutty Girl
by TheKimmer September 7, 2010
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Tip Job

A type of hand job in which the girl just goes up and down along just the tip of one's dick.
Bro: I brought some freshmen girl back last night who apparently thought a hand job consisted of just going up and down the tip of my dick.

Dude: Sounds like you got your first tip job.

Bro: More like last.
by TheKimmer September 5, 2011
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