TheGooch's definitions

Throat Corker

1) Someone who enjoys receiving fellatio because their length allows them to give discomfort.

2) Term used to brag about one's penis size

"Hey baby, ever had your Throat Corked? I am a total Throat Corker"

by TheGooch November 3, 2009

Load Bearing Tendon

A Cock

Whoa, she was leaning on my load bearing tendon.

by TheGooch February 21, 2009

Homotard

An unfortunate individual who, because of his retardation, is unable to express his homosexuality effectively.

You know, Timmy would be kind of dreamy if he weren't such a homotard.

or

We just saw this movie about this gay retarded guy... it was called 'Homotard 2: Tard Harder'

by TheGooch May 29, 2007

Asspinky

Someone who is the equivelant of getting an unexpected finger in your butt

Man, Yngwie is a total asspinky to hang out with.

by TheGooch February 21, 2009