TheDude's definitions

Optomistic ( The Optomistic )

a moron that doesn't live in the real world and likes to pretend that bad things can never happen to them and like to look down realistic ones

"oh man that's one gay optism over there"

by thedude July 13, 2004

internet

a place to use file sharing and all the porn to watch at your own time and online shopping sites that are open 24/7 and you can use the internet to make fansites

"i love to use the internet to shop online oh it's so much fun"

by thedude July 11, 2004

asshole

someone that does stuff just to piss others off and goes around making threats to others

"the wiggeracross the street is the biggest asshole on the block"

by thedude July 9, 2004

Toe Up

Torn Up, extremely intoxicated.

We gonna get toe up from da flo up, yo!

by thedude December 22, 2004

swang it

To swang something means that you can do it, or that you can come thru on something.

REY: YO NEL , LETS GO OUT FOR SOME STEAK DINNERS AND BEERS!

NEL: LETS ROLL I JUST GOT A FAT CHECK I CAN SWANG IT!

ALSO used vise versa

NEL: REY LETS HIT THE STRIP CLUB!

REY: NAH I GOT MY CARNOTE DUE, I CANT SWANG IT

ADDITIONAL EX:

YO REY ASK BRYAN IF HE WANTS TO ROLL TO THE CITY TONIGHT....OH NEVERMIND HE CANT SWANG IT HES BROKE!

TO DO, COME THRU, AVAIL, UP FOR IT,SWANG IT,

by THEDUDE January 19, 2013