Self Oof

When you have nothing to live for in life and decide to take the shortest route possible to the end.

Similar to suicide, Self Oof is unique in the way that you will always make others feel bad because they thought you were joking but you really aren't.

Today I am going to commit self oof.

by TheAplem October 20, 2019

Disappointment

What my dad called me before and after he physically abused me.

You're a fucking disappointment son.

by TheAplem October 20, 2019

Fantestic

When the testicles are just truly fantastic.

Wow your balls are fantestic!

by TheAplem October 20, 2019