Fortnite

1.) THE SINGLE WORST GAME IN ALL OF EXISTENCE.
2.) A pile of shit.
3.) Cancerous garbage that 9 year olds and immature adults are addicted to.
4.) A game that doesn't deserve popularity.
5.) A PUBG Rip-off.

Mom: Billy! Stop playing Fortnite! You've been playing it for over 26 hours without stopping!
Billy: MOM SHUT DA FUCK UP CAN'T YOU SEE I'M ABOUT TO GET A VICTORY ROYALE!
Mom: WHAT THE HELL IS A VICTORY ROYALE!?
Billy: SHUT DA FUUK UP! GET ME A DRINK, SLAVE!
Mom: *Gets a gun*
Billy: OH U THINK U CAN DEFEAT ME!?
Mom: *Shoots Billy*
Billy: *Dies*

by TheAngryNerd May 02, 2019

When you realize you have school this Monday

When you realize you have school this Monday and it's no longer the weekend and you didn't prepare for school.

When you realize you have school this Monday.....
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by TheAngryNerd June 07, 2019

Get freaking illegal

The action to become freaking illegal.
1.) Commit an illegal activity and be sentenced to at least 10 years in prison.
2.) Get deported.
3.) Say anything offensive to The United States of America.

Friend: I'm playing google snake game rn.
Later....
Friend: *dies in snake*
Me: What's wrong?
Friend: GET FREAKING ILLEGAL!

by TheAngryNerd May 16, 2019

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!.) ThE most commonly usEd lEttEr in thE alphabEt.

2.) ThE only lEttEr that was not usEd in thE book: Gadsby.
3.) A mEmE that is an imagE of Lord Farquad with Markiplier's facE photoshoppEd on him.

4.) ThE grEatEst lEttEr of in all of human history and timE.
5.) E

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by TheAngryNerd May 16, 2019

One Punch Man

A bald boi who can fucking kill anyone and anything in one punch. He's so powerful in fact, that there's never a single moment when he's at his limit or uses his full power.

Hey dude did you see One Punch Man the other day?

Hell yeah it's freaking awesome. I wonder when there will actually be an enemy strong enough for One Punch Man to actually have to try to defeat.

by TheAngryNerd May 02, 2019

Gibbawamba

It's an insanely huge number that can also be spelled like this: {X,100,2(1)2} & 10. This is a number mathematicians coined that continues the pattern of dimensional array-arrays - the value is believed to be at the order type of the large Veblen ordinal in the fast growing hierarchy.

Mathematician #1: I just discovered a new number!
Mathematician #2: Excellent work! What did you name it?
GIBBAWAMBA
Mathematician #2: FFUUUCCKKIINGGG...... GEEEENIIUUUSSS!!!!!!!!

by TheAngryNerd May 10, 2019

Tanaka-kun

A 15 year old high school boy who always appears to be lethargic and can fall asleep in almost any situation. He is one of the greatest characters in all of anime and is always lazy, but in a like-able way. He is from an anime called: Tanaka-kun is always listless or Tanaka-kun wa Itsumo Kedaruge starring him, of course, as the main character trying to live a peaceful, calming, and relaxing life. The comedy in the anime is by far the best I've seen and has some of the most love-able characters of all time. Including: Ohta-kun, Myanno-san, and many more.

Tanaka-kun is always listless, habibi.

by TheAngryNerd May 09, 2019