TheAngryNerd's definitions

Fortnite

1.) THE SINGLE WORST GAME IN ALL OF EXISTENCE.
2.) A pile of shit.
3.) Cancerous garbage that 9 year olds and immature adults are addicted to.
4.) A game that doesn't deserve popularity.
5.) A PUBG Rip-off.

Mom: Billy! Stop playing Fortnite! You've been playing it for over 26 hours without stopping!
Billy: MOM SHUT DA FUCK UP CAN'T YOU SEE I'M ABOUT TO GET A VICTORY ROYALE!
Mom: WHAT THE HELL IS A VICTORY ROYALE!?
Billy: SHUT DA FUUK UP! GET ME A DRINK, SLAVE!
Mom: *Gets a gun*
Billy: OH U THINK U CAN DEFEAT ME!?
Mom: *Shoots Billy*
Billy: *Dies*

by TheAngryNerd May 2, 2019

Power Button+Refresh Button

The Power Button and the Refresh Button are both buttons that replace the F keys on a Chromebook. By holding down or pressing on the buttons at the same time, you can turn off or turn on your Chromebook instantly.

Many kids at school repeatedly use this move at school to annoy their friends and other people. It happens especially when they just want to turn off your Chromebook and it's really freaking annoying.

Me: Crap! Only 1 minute left to complete this assignment on my Chromebook!
Friend: Hey, you wanna see something cool?
Me: Okay, what is it?
Friend: *Presses Power Button+Refresh Button on my Chromebook*
Chromebook: *Turns the fuck off and dies*
Me: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

by TheAngryNerd June 7, 2019

Death Note of a Wimpy Kid

An insane crossover between the popular anime/manga Death Note, and the popular book series Diary of a Wimpy Kid that was released as an image in 2019. In this crossover, it's a mix of both manga and a book combined together. Yagami Light teams up with Greg Heffley to defeat L so they can both fulfill their dreams. Light, wants to rid the world of criminals while Greg wants to become rich and famous.

Me: Hey dude, have you seen the teaser for Death Note of a Wimpy Kid?
Friend: What the hell is that?
Me: *Shows him the photo shopped image*
Friend: HOLY CHIT! I NEED TO READ THAT!

by TheAngryNerd May 8, 2019

ban

1.) The second half of "urBAN". Used in the word Urban Dictionary.
2.) When some kid gets kicked out form a christian minecraft server.

I'mma ban u so hard. Never come back to my christian minecraft server idit.

by TheAngryNerd May 21, 2019

Three Punch Man

Basically, One Punch Man and Two Punch Man, except he's 1/3 of the strength of One Punch Man and can kill anything in 3 hits. Ps. Two Punch Man has half the power of One Punch Man. He's just a weaker version.

Three Punch Man is basically one punch man and 2 punch man but weaker.

by TheAngryNerd May 15, 2019

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2.) ThE only lEttEr that was not usEd in thE book: Gadsby.
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by TheAngryNerd May 16, 2019

S[he's] br[ok]en because s[he] be[lie]ve[d]

She's broken because she believed.
He's ok because he lied.
This is a stereotype that defines male homo-sapiens as devious, and female homo-sapiens as gullible fools.

Guy: I love you so much let's DO IT!
Girl: Okay! I love you so much too!
1 hour later....
She's broken because she believed.

by TheAngryNerd May 16, 2019