The-shield's definitions

Propper w00t

A compliment towards a person or object

"Look at that egg, its propper w00t"

by The-Shield February 26, 2004

Bad Hand

Bad Hand. Thought to have originally stemmed from the phrase "Dealt a bad hand".

Now commonly used to mock ones downfall or misfortune.

Boon: That stupid meat head just fell over and broke his arm

Rymer: Bad Hand.

or

Boon: I'm Jewish, don't ya know?

Kev: Bad Hand. WHAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

by The-Shield September 22, 2004

Stogie Time

A small smoke interlude, usually between drinking, gaming ar watching an Arnie film.

Boon: "Stogie Time?"

by The-Shield March 7, 2004

stock

A full erection.

Look bitch, I got stock! Jump on!

by The-Shield March 1, 2004

half a stock

A semi erection, where one simply goes chubby in the trouser department.

Fuck me, Kerry is hot. I swear she gave me half a stock!

by The-Shield March 1, 2004

Beel

A Right Royal Wanker

Look that Beel

by The-shield February 27, 2004

Crazy Pavin'

Yet another exclamation of happiness and joy.

"Have you heard the new Frank Sinatra compilation, its Crazy Pavin'"

by The-Shield February 26, 2004