Urban Dictionary: Definitions by The-real-cobra-queen

blooper

person 1: what did i do wrong
person 2: everything
person 1: can you be more specific
person 2: you did everything wrong, blooper

by The-real-cobra-queen September 5, 2019

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1) someone incredibly susceptible to wily schemes
2) someone who chats the will to live out of people online
3) someone who's well-intended curiosity borders on creepiness
4) someone with an inexorable penchant to profoundly bother people

1) wow you walked right into that, gavin
2) even gavin's soulmate is worn out from talking to him
3) gavin you're urban dictionary posts are getting sorta creepy, you need to pipe down
4) it's the end of the week, and nobody has been profoundly ticked off by gavin. must be upcoming. oh, i was right.

by The-real-cobra-queen September 6, 2019

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rihanna

awesome person!!!!!!!! i love her fashion sense. she wore a red gown once and it was pretty. she always has sleek hair and delicate features and her accolades are awe-inspiring. she keeps slim and slender and looks chic. she has doll lips and hazel eyes and her apartment is fanatastic.

rihanna is cool.

by The-real-cobra-queen September 8, 2019

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madame red

ciel's aunt in black butler. she's a physician and the life of the party. she's got vibrant vermillion hair which she was impartial to until receiving a compliment from her sister's suitor, earl phantomhive. after that, she emphasized her hair with rouged cheeks and scarlet lips, and adorned herself in exorbitant red corset gowns and plumed hats adorned with beads dangling from the visage. she also possessed a captivating pair of sparkling red ruby eyes that glimmered like enchanted spiderlilies. they emanate her fiery passion for life and love. she lost her husband in a tragic car accident and subsequently suffered a miscarriage. she also lost her beloved sister and brother-in-law in a horrific fire, and later cherished ciel fervently upon his return, assuming he died earlier. under the questionable influence of grier sutcliffe, who serves her under the guise of a syncophantic, clumsy, groveling butler but is actually a grim wreaper, she targeted prostitute clients who she felt to be undeserving of ther fertility because they sought abortions. unable to have children, embittered by her loss, and enamored by the sway of grier sutcliffe, she embarked on a carefully premeditated murder rampage of a slew of unfortunate women who were her patients. she and grier are ultimately the pair the queen's watchdogs are searching for under the moniker jack the ripper. she is brutally slaughtered by none other than grier sutcliffe for refusing to murder ciel upon their redhanded capture.

madame red's story is rife with heartbreak and stained in blood.

by The-real-cobra-queen September 1, 2019

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