gavin

1) someone incredibly susceptible to wily schemes
2) someone who chats the will to live out of people online
3) someone who's well-intended curiosity borders on creepiness
4) someone with an inexorable penchant to profoundly bother people
1) wow you walked right into that, gavin
2) even gavin's soulmate is worn out from talking to him
3) gavin you're urban dictionary posts are getting sorta creepy, you need to pipe down
4) it's the end of the week, and nobody has been profoundly ticked off by gavin. must be upcoming. oh, i was right.
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alexander

alexander is the most epic name, worthy of a magnum opus of a definition. if life were a compass, there would be no cardinal directions, just alexander. he is the centripetal force to your life. he usually is empathetic, loving, and exceedingly smart. he is prudent and frank. he can be cruel at times. you will bawl.
hey can u tell me abt this guy alexander.
nope. also, ur a basket case.
great thx.
by The-real-cobra-queen September 05, 2019
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rihanna

awesome person!!!!!!!! i love her fashion sense. she wore a red gown once and it was pretty. she always has sleek hair and delicate features and her accolades are awe-inspiring. she keeps slim and slender and looks chic. she has doll lips and hazel eyes and her apartment is fanatastic.
rihanna is cool.
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mateo

here's a good word for mateo. he's smart, cute, and most importantly, industrious, productive, and loves his wife. his cv makes you feel like an inadequate fool. he's so accomplished. even though you've known other people with accolades like that, it's ridiculous how he accrues them while posting so many definitions on this very website and commenting on other various media. that's my excuse for not having his sort of accomplishments. now those excuses are rendered inutile and i'm left wondering where he gets all the time to juggle everything he does.
i think mateo is a genius or something. his capacities are diverse and distinguished. good for him.
by The-real-cobra-queen September 02, 2019
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luna

usually has thick, warm reddish-brown hair and vibrant amber eyes and an ivory complexion. loves starbucks, her cat milo, and living a cozy life listening to music, cleaning, and cooking healthy foods. she's very hard-working and a polyglot. she loves fictional characters and wearing green. she also loves to read and write and travel. she works as a law librarian and is a yoga enthusiast.
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anne

super nice person. usually has honey-colored hair.
anne is super nice, i really like her. she has this awesome honey-colored hair and everyone likes her. she knows how to live her life.
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coco

girl who is existentially paralyzed by a lack of self-awareness, privacy, and knowledge about the future or the major ripple effects of everything she does. rooted in heuristics, she speculates things endlessly to no confirmation. the essence of coco is, did i do something stupidly wrong without realizing it. the answer to coco is usually, yes.
coco, you've met with a terrible fate. you shouldn't have done that.
by The-real-cobra-queen September 05, 2019
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