The silent shart's definitions

Hold my shit

Its when you take a shit but mid departure you realize that you dont have any toilet paper. So you have to stop and go to a different toilet or find toilet paper

I had to hold my shit cause i don't have toilet paper. Can i borrow some off you?

by The silent shart July 2, 2018

Gayd

Gayd is when you accidentally touch the ass, dick/vegina or hand from the same sex

Richard: (accidentally touches hand from Willy)
Dickson: haha Willy got gayd

by The silent shart July 2, 2018

Foot to the balls

When you get kicked in the balls

Rudiger: dude i just got a foot to the balls
Gunter: Thats gonna hurt in the mornin

by The silent shart July 2, 2018

Tripper

When you are an English player playing against Colombia and you miss a free kick

Tripper missed the shot

by The silent shart July 3, 2018

Shitty European politic

When some sack head tries to ban memes

Angela Merkel: VE VILL BAN SE MEMES IN EUROP
Meme bois: wow angela merkel is one shitty european politic

by The silent shart July 2, 2018

Fingure

Stupid fucking bitch fuck off you Little twat I’ll stick my fist up your asshole

I fingure your asshole

by The silent shart January 13, 2023