Skip to main content

Definitions by The silent shart

Stupid fucking bitch fuck off you Little twat I’ll stick my fist up your asshole
I fingure your asshole
Fingure by The silent shart January 13, 2023
When you are an English player playing against Colombia and you miss a free kick
Tripper missed the shot
Tripper by The silent shart July 3, 2018
Gayd is when you accidentally touch the ass, dick/vegina or hand from the same sex
Richard: (accidentally touches hand from Willy)
Dickson: haha Willy got gayd
Gayd by The silent shart July 2, 2018

Hold my shit 

Its when you take a shit but mid departure you realize that you dont have any toilet paper. So you have to stop and go to a different toilet or find toilet paper
I had to hold my shit cause i don't have toilet paper. Can i borrow some off you?

Foot to the balls 

Rudiger: dude i just got a foot to the balls
Gunter: Thats gonna hurt in the mornin

Shitty European politic 

When some sack head tries to ban memes
Angela Merkel: VE VILL BAN SE MEMES IN EUROP
Meme bois: wow angela merkel is one shitty european politic