nobody home

there are no brains in this persons head, this person is crazy or stupid
I hat to to say it but there's nobody home. He's knows nothing about reality.
by The Return of Light Joker April 06, 2010
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green-eyed monster

The green-eyed monster was there when an acquaintance of my friend visited his house and it took a toll on his relationship with his girlfriend.
by The Return of Light Joker June 02, 2011
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wild card

1. something unpredictable and outside the normal rules

2. someone or something that is pretty much picked at random ( both senses from poker)
It looks like the wild card won't help you here.
by The Return of Light Joker January 20, 2010
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fork


1. to maltreat

2. to copulate
(both senses are used as a euphemism for fuck)
She wants to fork you as if you were a plaything.
by The Return of Light Joker July 18, 2008
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jinx

a person or thing that brings bad luck (from a term for a curse of bad luck)
This DVD player may be a jinx.
by The Return of Light Joker December 09, 2009
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balloon

1. a condom

2. a supplier of heroin
If the balloon doesn't fit, you may have to do research on how to find the right size.
by The Return of Light Joker January 20, 2011
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