The return of light Joker's definitions

mommy track

when a woman leaves the work force to take time to raise her children.

She was on the mommy track because she did not want to leave her baby with someone while she worked.

by The Return of Light Joker March 11, 2009

spike

1. to add alcohol or any intoxicating to a drink that does not have any when first purchased.

2.to rise to a high level quickly

3. to strike a volleyball upward so that it is more likely to hit the ground

Someone tried to spike the smoothie mix.

by The Return of Light Joker March 12, 2009

pileup

a collision involving numerous motor vehicles

There is a nasty pileup on the highway.

by The Return of Light Joker March 21, 2009

map

1. the face

2. a bank check

If you keep your map clean you won't get as many zits.

by The Return of Light Joker April 4, 2009

macaca

originally a racial slur used by Belgian Congolese to refer to native (black) Congolese, it became infamous after Virgina senator George Allen used it in reference a to a U.S. citizen of Indian (meaning from India) decent filming his campaign for a rival politician(from macaque a genre of monkeys)

He called the guy Macaca and blew all his chances at politics.

by The Return of Light Joker October 26, 2008

netcop

someone who tries to make people on the internet follow the rules

Don't let the netcop spoil your experience.

by The Return of Light Joker June 4, 2012

hound

1. to persistantly follow

2. a person into what the added suffix idnicates

3. a lecherous and disgusting man

Don't hound me! I can only work so fast.

by The Return of Light Joker November 19, 2007