The return of Light Joker's definitions

whoopee cushion

a practical joke device consisting of a rubber air bladder that makes a flatulence sound when sat upon

If I sit on another whoopee cushion I'll have to play a prank on they'll never forget.

by The Return of Light Joker September 15, 2009

low-key

1. quiet, modest, not very assertive

2. to treat with little emphasis

They rented a low-key dorm for their meetings.

by The Return of Light Joker December 18, 2009

pythons

large, muscular upper arms, well developed biceps

I don't think I could top those pythons.

by The Return of Light Joker August 24, 2011

hound

1. to persistantly follow

2. a person into what the added suffix idnicates

3. a lecherous and disgusting man

Don't hound me! I can only work so fast.

by The Return of Light Joker November 19, 2007

hickory horned devil

the fifth instar of the caterpillar of a Citheronia Regalis moth, known for it's prickly and garish appearance

A hickory horned devil is actually harmless when touched.

by The Return of Light Joker July 7, 2011

jorts

knee length denim shorts, jean shorts

Jorts are a summer garment. If you wear them in cold places during the winter you are obviously not thinking about keeping warm.

by The Return of Light Joker December 24, 2008

voicebox

the organ responsible for vocalization, the larnyx

Your voicebox can't be that sore from singing.

by The Return of Light Joker July 9, 2011