The return of Light Joker's definitions

iron

1. a pistol or other firearm

2. the weights used by weightlifters

The guy had an iron and he paid the price for misusing it.

by The Return of Light Joker February 9, 2008

.44

a .44 magnum revolver, a handgun popularized by movies and video games

Oh shit, he's got a .44 on his belt.

by The Return of Light Joker February 29, 2008

zilch

nothing, having a value of nothing, zero

That truck is worth zilch.

by The Return of Light Joker June 28, 2009

Siberian express

a period of cold weather

Our state was right in the middle of a Siberian express.

by The Return of Light Joker September 25, 2010

buzzworthy

worthy of popular attention

This wannabe statesman is not buzzworthy. He is purely an attention whore.

by THe Return of Light Joker October 3, 2010

sexcapade

1. a period of sexual indulgence

2. an incident of a sexual nature

Another celebrity sexcapade is causing a moral panic.

by The Return of Light Joker April 25, 2009

limousine liberal

a politically liberal person, especially one who believes in helping the poor, who lives a middle or upper class lifestyle

Conservatives should not just dismiss a person like Ted Turner as limousine liberal.

by The Return of Light Joker December 31, 2007