Laughing gas

Nitrous oxid,e a gas used as a propellant, in engines, and as a drug

He had apparently had access to laughing gas and fell down after inhaling it.

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if it ain't broke don't fix it

do not try to repair it if it is not needed

As far as phones go, if it ain't broke don't fix it.

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a tube used to siphon gasoline in order to steal it

An Oklahoma credit card was left attached to the tank, which not only left a link to the culprit, but created a hazard as well.

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10q for the tip you gave me today.

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If you really want to get galvanized, drink something other than cheap beer.

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a carpenter, especially an incompetent one (probably influenced by butcher, incompetent surgeon)

If that wood butcher comes to the door again, I'm gonna sue the pants off of him.

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as you are our guest, everything you get is free

You helped us out, so your money is no good here.

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