The return of Light Joker's definitions

hard-on

1. a erection of the penis

2. a stubborn and severe person

His hard-on drew unwanted attention from his students.

by The Return of Light Joker May 21, 2009

outfox

to outwit, to outsmart

If you outfox him I'll eat my hat.

by The Return of Light Joker January 20, 2009

op-ed

a page made of columns and short essays appearing across from the editorial (from opposite editorial)

Their op-ed page is boring.

by The Return of Light Joker October 4, 2009

DMZ

an area that is now peaceful but could become the sight of violence (from Demilitarized zone, the term form the area where a war was fought, used since the end of the Korean war. violence is often legally prohibited by an agreement in such frontiers or boundaries to promote peace and reduce the chance that the war could restart)

I was halfway through the DMZ when that weirdo showed up and asked for directions.

by The Return of Light Joker January 3, 2010

poser

someone who trys to act a particular way to be popular, feel good, etc, but ends up looking ignorant

You are obviously a poser.

by The Return of Light Joker December 6, 2007

sniff out

to seek someone or something as if by scent

If they think they have sniffed out some secret, they need to take a closer look at the details. (example of sniff out)

by The Return of Light Joker June 14, 2010

nail Jell-O to a tree

to do something difficult or impossible, especially when there is no real point in doing so

To eat a spoon full of cinnamon by itself would amount to nailing Jell-O to a tree. (example of nail Jell-O to a tree)

by The Return of Light Joker August 25, 2011