The real jesus christ (real)'s definitions

snowley pissle fight

The act of pissing in snow, turning into yellow snow, making it into snowballs, and tossing then at your friends and having a fun battle while laughing and getting jolly with it during Christmas.

Yeah, i had a wicked snowley pissle fight with my friends last Christmas

by The real jesus christ (real) December 26, 2023

Laychay

Congratulations. You mispronounced leche.

“You drank all the laychay”

by The real jesus christ (real) August 21, 2023

Pissed Offington

A commonly used name or nickname used for a person who is pissed off.

“Hello again friends, my name is Pissed Offington and i am PISSED OFF!

by The real jesus christ (real) August 18, 2023

zighead

A person who is hella obsessed with that zig, and cant get their mind off it.

Yoo that perdon over there is an absolute zighead

by The real jesus christ (real) December 26, 2023

sandley pissle

The act of pissing in sand, and waiting for it to harden, then throwing it at full force onto the back scalp of your closest relative. It is also a common tradition to have a snowley pissle fight with your friends during Christmas.

He hit me right on the bald spot of my noggin with his sandley pissle

by The real jesus christ (real) December 26, 2023

i clum

A combination of the words “Claim”, and “Cum”,
Commonly used in self hypnosis affirmations to affirm your new, altered mindset, as a calming, orgasmic gesture of acceptance of your present being.

Write “I CLUM” to affirm.

“I accept this gesture, and I clum this affirmation.

by The real jesus christ (real) January 2, 2024

xephra

An extreme goddess of a person, having beauty and style beyond comprehension, as well as a very caring mindset, and an extremely unfathomable sense of fashion. This person will never fail to laugh at your jokes, no matter how cheesy they are, and has the best sense of humor.

Yoo look its xephra. Shii that person is so damn cool

by The real jesus christ (real) January 2, 2024