Definitions by The real jesus christ (real)

pissfall 

The act of pissing out of an open window, balcony, or off any sort of discrepancy in elevation, hoping to give free unsolicited golden showers to innocent bystanders.

As i stood there, i mistook the rain for an unexpected pissfall.

pissfall by The real jesus christ (real) January 3, 2024

xephra

An extreme goddess of a person, having beauty and style beyond comprehension, as well as a very caring mindset, and an extremely unfathomable sense of fashion. This person will never fail to laugh at your jokes, no matter how cheesy they are, and has the best sense of humor.

Yoo look its xephra. Shii that person is so damn cool

xephra by The real jesus christ (real) January 2, 2024

i clum

A combination of the words “Claim”, and “Cum”,
Commonly used in self hypnosis affirmations to affirm your new, altered mindset, as a calming, orgasmic gesture of acceptance of your present being.

Write “I CLUM” to affirm.

“I accept this gesture, and I clum this affirmation.

i clum by The real jesus christ (real) January 2, 2024

zighead 

A person who is hella obsessed with that zig, and cant get their mind off it.

Yoo that perdon over there is an absolute zighead

zighead by The real jesus christ (real) December 26, 2023

riptit

The act of ripping your tit.

usually caused by unnatural stretching, or aggressive overage breastfeeding in which the sucker gets greedy and has a quick bite.

Man, you gave me a real riptit last night

riptit by The real jesus christ (real) December 26, 2023

snowley pissle fight 

The act of pissing in snow, turning into yellow snow, making it into snowballs, and tossing then at your friends and having a fun battle while laughing and getting jolly with it during Christmas.

Yeah, i had a wicked snowley pissle fight with my friends last Christmas

snowley pissle fight by The real jesus christ (real) December 26, 2023

sandley pissle 

The act of pissing in sand, and waiting for it to harden, then throwing it at full force onto the back scalp of your closest relative. It is also a common tradition to have a snowley pissle fight with your friends during Christmas.

He hit me right on the bald spot of my noggin with his sandley pissle

sandley pissle by The real jesus christ (real) December 26, 2023