Definitions by The professional definers

Multi-global terrorist 

That’s right, I’m proud of it
You should try it sometime

Honey what do you wanna be when you grow up
A multi-global terrorist ofc

Multi-global terrorist by The professional definers June 11, 2025

Spastic gorilla

A secondary, more pristine definition for a fucking retard

Oh look at that spastic gorilla, so autistic *sips tea*

Spastic gorilla by The professional definers June 11, 2025

Autistic wanna-be Voldemort 

Also known as Mr. Peter Dutton.

While president, this Pokémon will reap your “taxes” and use them for nose replacement surgery.

Signs ‘Autistic wanna-be Voldemort are near:
Trees start losing their leaves.
Sky turns grey and cloudy.
Hello neighbour chase music starts playing.
Plants start dying.
Animals go into hibernation.
Taxes “for some reason” raise.
If you believe a wild Peter Dutton is around, call the suicide squad, not for him, for you.

Autistic wanna-be Voldemort by The professional definers June 8, 2025