The only name not in use's definitions

Call of Duty Fanboys

In every lobby of the perfectly normal teenagers and young adults that just want to play their game, there’s also the 5 year old jackasses that think they’re hardcore playing a game aimed for people over 17, obnoxiously yelling, “I NOSCOPED U NOOB!!1!1!1!” Throwing a hissy fit whenever they get killed, making “yo mama” jokes that died in 2014 and insisting anything that’s not rated M is for babies when they are babies.

I don’t mind normal fans, but overly defensive Call of Duty Fanboys are annoying as hell.

by The only name not in use July 28, 2018

Cats

Okay, so imagine a small, carnivorous, usually furry house pet with a long ass tail and alien eyes that may seem all sweet and cuddly at first, then imagine it turning into a heartless fucker that think it’s slick shit ignoring you, scratching you, pissing on stuff, thinking it rules the entire house, treating you like nothing more than its bitch and licking its fat ass all day. Yeah, that’s a cat.

Girl: So do you like dogs?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Rabbits?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Mice?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Rats?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Monkeys?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Pandas?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Cats?
Guy: Fuck no!

This is just a joke. I love cats and in fact have 2 of my own. Please don’t kill me.

by The only name not in use July 28, 2018

You know

A very overused phase people say 500 times a sentence that gets annoying after 10 straight minutes. There is only one reason why they might be doing it, and it’s because they for some reason think it’s cute. It’s as simple as that.

Person #1: You know, you know, you know, you know.
Person #2: No, I don’t know, and I don’t care to know, so please stop talking.

by The only name not in use September 6, 2018

Swag

A dumb slang word that try hards mostly consisting of little kids between ages 10-14 say because they think it’s cute.

Jackass: lol eym liek swagalicious! Ey gawt liek so much sweg!

by The only name not in use July 28, 2018

Alcoholic

A person addicted to alcoholic beverages... Maybe a little too addicted.

Guy: Where are you going?
Alcoholic: To take a shower.
Guy: With a beer?
Alcoholic: Why not?
Guy: No one does that.
Alcoholic: I do.

by The only name not in use July 28, 2018

kys

The abbreviation of “kill yourself” that is commonly used by typical lowlife 12 year olds in a sad, pathetic attempt to insult people when they can’t even write out the word.

Dumb ass: kys fgt
Normal person: If you’re going to try to insult me, at least learn how to do it properly. How’s that “fgt”?

by The only name not in use July 28, 2018

DaddyOFive fans

10 year olds with an IQ starting with a negative who constantly defend DaddyOFive, a YouTuber who emotionally abused his kids for views until their channel thankfully got shut down and had 2 of his kids taken away, most likely enjoy the sound of little kids crying, twist stories, throw temper tantrums when a sane person says they don’t like or even agree with them and claim it was fake when the stepmother has even said herself in interviews that of their videos were real.

Sane person: They should start treating their kids better.

Your typical DaddyOFive fan: Oh my god! How dare you insult my favourite YouTuber!!! DaddyOFive fans for life!

Sane person: I can’t wait to see you cringe at this when your age has more than 1 digit in it...

by The only name not in use August 17, 2018